Introductions.

[god]

Interesting community you have here.
Hello, my name is Andrew.

I look forward to getting to know you all.

 

[Wolfsister77]

god huh?

Have fun.

 

[Coyote]

Yikes...yet another diety?

Welcome aboard Andrew

 

[Moonglow]

Hello and welcome to Troubleville.

 

[Bloodrock44]

Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

 

[Coyote]

My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends...

 

[Pop23]

I knew someday I'd find you!

Rep this guy or be damned to hell!

 

[TheOldSchool]

[YOUTUBE]B4CRkpBGQzU[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Amelia]

Interesting community you have here.
Hello, my name is Andrew.

I look forward to getting to know you all.

Hi Andy. Welcome. I already knew who you were.

When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in."

"Okay," said Forest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It's hard.' "

"Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."

1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"

2) How many seconds are in a year?

3) What is God's first name?

"Well, sir," said Forest, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."

St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."

"The next question," said Forest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."

"Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.

"Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …"

St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."

"And the last question," said Forest, "What is God's first name? It's Andy."

"Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?"

"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."

St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forest, Run!"

 

[Mr. H.]

Hi welcome.

 

[Bloodrock44]

Worked hard all my lifetime no help from my friends
Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

And a night on the town?

 

[god]

god huh?

Have fun.

Yikes...yet another diety?

Welcome aboard Andrew

... another...Don't tell me that Hathor beat me
:facepalm:

Hello and welcome to Troubleville.

good to be here

Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

I wouldnt buy you anything that I, myself, wouldn't drive D:
no, i know what you really want.
keep an eye on your drive way for a 1969 dodge charger.

My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends...

D:
i don't remember requisitioning any holy gifts in the form of porsches... must have been alah...

I knew someday I'd find you!

Rep this guy or be damned to hell!

AMEN

[YOUTUBE]B4CRkpBGQzU[/YOUTUBE]

XD

Interesting community you have here.
Hello, my name is Andrew.

I look forward to getting to know you all.

Hi Andy. Welcome. I already knew who you were.

When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." He continued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let them in."

"Okay," said Forest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've already been through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It's hard.' "

"Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here they are."

1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"

2) How many seconds are in a year?

3) What is God's first name?

"Well, sir," said Forest, "The first one is easy. Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."

St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I was looking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."

"The next question," said Forest, "How many seconds are in a year? Twelve."

"Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.

"Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …"

St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give you credit for that one, too."

"And the last question," said Forest, "What is God's first name? It's Andy."

"Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with 'Andy'?"

"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forest broke into song, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am His own."

St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forest, Run!"

hahahahaha
thanks for that.

Hi welcome.

thanks, good to meet you.

 

[Ropey]

Interesting community you have here.
Hello, my name is Andrew.

I look forward to getting to know you all.

Welcome god.

I stopped counting gods after Antiochus.

Still, you're the first one who picked that nic on these shores... that says something.

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

hi Andrew -

Please tell me the word isn't your son! Then we'll be good to go.

-Jeri

 

[Ropey]

hi Andrew -

Please tell me the word isn't your son! Then we'll be good to go.

-Jeri

This could be the second coming.

 

[freedombecki]

I knew someday I'd find you!

Rep this guy or be damned to hell!

Nope. He hasta post 10 times or it still doesn't count.

Welcome to USMB, Andrew. Hope you enjoy the boards.

If you're really, really, really nice to the moderators and staff, they might even let you change your moniker ... unless you're the sock of... well, never mind. Welcome!

 

[freedombecki]

hi Andrew -

Please tell me the word isn't your son! Then we'll be good to go.

-Jeri

This could be the second coming.

Didn't someone try to name their kid "god" recently and the state they lived in refused to allow it? I read a blurb somewhere...

 

[Connery]

Interesting community you have here.
Hello, my name is Andrew.

I look forward to getting to know you all.

You clearly have a healthy self image...Welcome!!!!

BTW did you bring the kool-aid?....

 

[BDBoop]

hi Andrew -

Please tell me the word isn't your son! Then we'll be good to go.

-Jeri

This could be the second coming.

Didn't someone try to name their kid "god" recently and the state they lived in refused to allow it? I read a blurb somewhere...

"Messiah."

 

[Bloodrock44]

Jaysus H. Christ...Superstar!