Insideous Plot Thickens...First the Students, now the Girl Scouts

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    That's right folks! Dear Leader Obama first tries to indoctrinate our innocent children into socialism and now he is targeting the Girl Scouts. Could this be the beginning of the dreaded civilian national security force? After all, they already have brown sashes!!! He is even enticing them with new patch bling for their sash. Clever!!!

    US Girl Scouts prepare for war, pestilence - Yahoo! News

    US Girl Scouts prepare for war, pestilence

    Tue Sep 8, 2:56 pm ET
    WASHINGTON (AFP) – The United States wants to enlist its 3.4 million Girl Scouts in the effort to combat hurricanes, pandemics, terror attacks and other disasters.

    The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) launched a campaign Tuesday to entice the blue, brown and green-clad multitudes to be even more prepared, with the promise of a new patch if they pitch in.

    The young scouts will be able to emblazon their sashes or vests with the patch if they undergo the training which readies them for an emergency.

    "This new preparedness patch will increase citizen preparedness and enhance our country's readiness for disasters," said DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano in a statement.........
     
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    No one? Seriously? We can't let this stand!!!
     
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    I bet that if you duct taped 3.4 million girls together in a big heap and attached them to barges anchored in the ocean, I think that they actually could divert a hurricane about to hit land.

    Then again, if an island can't divert a hurricane, maybe a pile of human bodies couldn't either.

    It was worth brainstorming.
     
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    Training Girl Scouts how to respond to and in a national emergency/disaster is a bad thing? :eusa_eh:
     
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    Thanks for your always valuable input comrade.
     
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    First they came for the Samoas, and I said nothing.

    Then they came for the Do-si-Do's,and still I said nothing.

    Next they came for the Tagalongs, and again, I said nothing.

    Now they are coming for the Thin Mints, and I have no cookies left........... :(
     
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    Training? Training you say? Don't you see what is really happening here? Obama is using the auspices of the Girl Scouts to indoctrinate our children into his civilian corp. Talk radio forced him to revise his speech tp school children. He is obviously taking a different tack in his insideous plot for world domination.
     
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    DAMN! :lol:
     
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    Want a heart attack in a cup? Order a Tagalong blizzard with extra Tagalongs, and extra Snickers. You'll have to share, tho. One WILL kill you. But, OMG.
     
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    Did I hear someone say 'Lame Zone'?
    (Careful, your partisan slip is showing).
     

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