Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest

[Xenophon]

"They are going to charge you thousand at the sperm bank anyway"

 

[strollingbones]

Do I even want to know how she got her brothers semen?

you know i had not given it any thought...thank you ..thank you....

 

[dilloduck]

This is the thread of the day! Ladies, you'll never pick up and hold your turkey baster again without thinking of this article. *throws back her head and cackles with glee*

And us men are supposed to pick up our turkey basters and think nothing of it ?

 

[DavidS]

Wow. This is probably the biggest "what the fuck" story I've ever read.

 

[del]

Wow. This is probably the biggest "what the fuck" story I've ever read.

if you weren't too scared to take a taxi, you'd get out more, which you definitely need to do.

 

[DavidS]

Wow. This is probably the biggest "what the fuck" story I've ever read.

if you weren't too scared to take a taxi, you'd get out more, which you definitely need to do.

Yeah, this is one of the best reasons to NOT want to get out more.

 

[del]

Wow. This is probably the biggest "what the fuck" story I've ever read.

if you weren't too scared to take a taxi, you'd get out more, which you definitely need to do.

Yeah, this is one of the best reasons to NOT want to get out more.

i'm sure having a drunken lesbian insemenate you with a turkey baster is one of your favorite fantasies. good luck!

 

[xsited1]

Maybe she tried to use a turkey baster like this:

 

[xotoxi]

Do I even want to know how she got her brothers semen?

You aren't sure how semen would be obtained?

Let me guess...you're parents didn't let you sit in on sex ed class.

 

[xotoxi]

Turkey baster to insemaniate...

Sounds like something Vince would sell.

The makers of ShamWOW and SlapChop are pleased to announce their newest product...

The CervixBaster!

 

[alan1]

I want to know if she will be charged with attempted rape?

 

[xotoxi]

I want to know if she will be charged with attempted rape?

I don't know. Can a man be charged with rape for having sex with his wife?

 

[random3434]

I want to know if she will be charged with attempted rape?

With her brother or her lover?

 

[alan1]

I want to know if she will be charged with attempted rape?

With her brother or her lover?

With her turkey baster.

 

[random3434]

I want to know if she will be charged with attempted rape?

With her brother or her lover?

With her turkey baster.

I just find it hard to believe these people don't live in Kentucky!

 

[del]

With her brother or her lover?

With her turkey baster.

I just find it hard to believe these people don't live in Kentucky!

they moved here from kendallville

 

[alan1]

With her brother or her lover?

With her turkey baster.

I just find it hard to believe these people don't live in Kentucky!

If she lived in Kentucky, her brother would have been both her uncle and her lover.

 

[Article 15]

if you weren't too scared to take a taxi, you'd get out more, which you definitely need to do.

Yeah, this is one of the best reasons to NOT want to get out more.

i'm sure having a drunken lesbian insemenate you with a turkey baster is one of your favorite fantasies. good luck!

We should all be so lucky ...

 

[Article 15]

With her brother or her lover?

With her turkey baster.

I just find it hard to believe these people don't live in Kentucky!

Western Massachusetts ... close enough.

 

[Cecilie1200]

Do I even want to know how she got her brothers semen?

You aren't sure how semen would be obtained?

Let me guess...you're parents didn't let you sit in on sex ed class.

From her brother?! I'm going to assume she talked him into masturbating into a cup for her, which has enough of an "Ewwww!" factor for me as it is.