Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest

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Thursday, March 12
PITTSFIELD — A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen has been charged with domestic assault and battery.

Pittsfield police responded to a call shortly before 4:30 p.m. Tuesday in the city's Morningside neighborhood, where the assault allegedly occurred.

Stephanie K. Lighten, 26, was released on personal recognizance after denying the allegations in Central Berkshire District Court Wednesday morning.

Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was "all liquored up" when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report.

Jennifer told investigating officers that Stephanie "has been talking about trying to impregnate (her) for some time," police said.

According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: "Jennifer said that Stephanie had a 'turkey baster and her brother's semen in a sealed container.' Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn't want to get pregnant." The device was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip, police said, and it was still in its original package when officers confiscated the item.

That's allegedly when Stephanie threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her, police said.

Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest - Berkshire Eagle Online

liquor and a turkey baster-almost always a bad combination....

 

[dilloduck]

Thursday, March 12
PITTSFIELD — A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen has been charged with domestic assault and battery.

Pittsfield police responded to a call shortly before 4:30 p.m. Tuesday in the city's Morningside neighborhood, where the assault allegedly occurred.

Stephanie K. Lighten, 26, was released on personal recognizance after denying the allegations in Central Berkshire District Court Wednesday morning.

Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was "all liquored up" when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report.

Jennifer told investigating officers that Stephanie "has been talking about trying to impregnate (her) for some time," police said.

According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: "Jennifer said that Stephanie had a 'turkey baster and her brother's semen in a sealed container.' Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn't want to get pregnant." The device was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip, police said, and it was still in its original package when officers confiscated the item.

That's allegedly when Stephanie threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her, police said.

Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest - Berkshire Eagle Online

liquor and a turkey baster-almost always a bad combination....

I know I try to keep than in separate rooms of my house if not under lock and key.

 

[DavidS]

wtf?

 

[Avatar4321]

Do I even want to know how she got her brothers semen?

 

[Luissa]

Do I even want to know how she got her brothers semen?

That is what I was thinking!

 

[del]

Do I even want to know how she got her brothers semen?

That is what I was thinking!

me too, and the answer i came up with, is noooooooooooooooooooo

 

[manifold]

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[xsited1]

Only in a Blue-State like Massachusetts...

Where is the Bass when you need him?

 

[Article 15]

Only in a Blue-State like Massachusetts...

Where is the Bass when you need him?

Pittsfield is in western MA. It's another world in them parts.

 

[Cecilie1200]

Well, apparently the ability to fall in love with abusive drunks is not exclusive to straight women. I don't know if that's good to know, or not.

 

[manifold]

Well, apparently the ability to fall in love with abusive drunks is not exclusive to straight women. I don't know if that's good to know, or not.

Knowing is half the battle.

 

[Pyrite]

Only in a Blue-State like Massachusetts...

Yes, because no one's ever been inseminated against their will anywhere else.

All this tells me is that there are wackjobs everywhere.


And that if you're ever in a relationship with someone who talks about inseminating you, even after you've told them you'd rather not be insemenated, it's probably a good idea to get out.

 

[KittenKoder]

Oddly this demonstrates why pushing the whole "breed and have a family" so much is wrong ... nothing more than a good example of why people need to stop putting so much importance on having "regular" lifestyles.

 

[Xenophon]

Turkey baster to insemaniate...

Sounds like something Vince would sell.

 

[Terry]

This is the thread of the day! Ladies, you'll never pick up and hold your turkey baster again without thinking of this article. *throws back her head and cackles with glee*

 

[random3434]

Or.................


A Neil Young song:



"The Needle and the Damage Done"

 

[Xenophon]

"Stop having boring sex, stop having a boring life"

"With slap sperm, two slaps and you get rugrat"

 

[Terry]

Oh My My! *laughing*

 

[Xenophon]

"Martini"

"Bikini"

"Insery tiny"

"Right inbetweeny!"

 

[Terry]

oh shit!!! omg! I'm dying laughing here!