Inner Peace

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Joz, Oct 19, 2004.

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    I am passing this on to you because it has definately worked for me. And as we start Autumn we all could use a little calm.
    By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started".

    So, I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua,& Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin' good I feel. You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
     
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    NICE!! :)

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    :clap: :clap: :clap: Too funny,Joz!!!
     
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    You mean you forgot to finish off the ex ??????? :shocked:
     

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