Before you make a complete ass of yourself I would suggest a little study on public debt and intragovernmental holdings!
Before you move the goalposts, you should do a little studying on why it matters how you count the debt.
Where's your surplus, Derp? Anyone with even a cursory knowledge about intergovermental holdings knows that there was no surplus! The national debt went up each and every year of the Clinton Administration and in the last year of Slick Willie's second term the deficit went up substantially!