Since there's no sub-page for Christianity, I thought I'd start this thread here. I know that there are Christians who read the Bible much more than me, so I expect this list to grow considerably! Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish. Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife. Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner. If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom. From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, and looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. He who blesses his friend with a loud voice early in the morning, it will be reckoned a curse to him.