In response to the email concerning my dog...

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  1. 007
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    IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAIL CONCERNING MY DOG...

    Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegal aliens wearing Obama tee shirts, four stupid people wearing Pelosi tee shirts, two rappers, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English, three flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.

    FOR THE LAST TIME...

    THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!
     
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    The dog is a dumb animal and knows no better, the OP has no excuse.
     
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    I like it... but this is the second time I've seen this joke mail. Must have completed it's orbit of the internet like a comet.
     
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    :rofl:

    I'm not sure if you got it... but either way...

    :rofl:
     
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    I bow to that wow. :thup::
     
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    Is the dog still for sale?
     
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    A pit bull with lipstick?
     
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    You can't sell Hockey Moms on Craigs List you know.
     
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    Aaaaaawww... sounds like the "joke" touched a nerve with C_C. He must be a obama T-shirt wearing teenager rapper that wears his pants down past his ass crack that speaks broken English, burns flags and drives a taxi for a living.... tissue?
     

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