In Pallyworld, Moses Was Really A Muslim Who Led Muslims Out of Egypt

[JStone]

Never mind that according to Jewish Biblical scripture written over 1500 years before Muhammad was even born and Islam invented by him [and before the Quran was even written] in which the Exodus of the ancient Israelites from Egypt took place nearly 2000 years earlier, in Pallyworld, the land of the deluded and educationally challenged, the Jewish Prophet Moses was really a Muslim who led other Muslims out of Egypt.

Did Muhammad travel back in time nearly 2000 years before he was even born to convert Moses to Islam? Fascinating!

This comical revision of history follows a previous Pallywood lesson in history that Jesus Christ was, too, really a Muslim, though, Jesus lived 600 years before Muhammad was born and Islam invented..

Moses was a Muslim who led Palestinian Muslims out of Egypt and liberated Palestine - YouTube

That's nothing. Way before the arrival of Islam and Mohammad, Jesus was a Muslim and didn't know it.

The first man Adam was also a Muslim.

Noah, also a muslime, and the animals [only halal aniimals] really flew on a magic carpet rather than being on the ark.

 

[JStone]

Fakestinian Lecturer On Moses Being A Muslim: "This is our logic and this is our culture."

A Palestinian professor made an intriguing historical tweak when he appeared on television and proclaimed that Moses, the Biblical figure who led the Jews out of captivity in Egypt, was actually a Muslim. Even more surprising, Dr. Omar Ja’ara (of Al-Najah University in Nablus, West Bank) claims that the historical figure led Muslims out of captivity — not Jews.

Palestinian Media Watch explains the connotations and purported inaccuracies in Ja‘ara’s controversial claims that were made on Palestinian Authority Television:

A Palestinian university lecturer taught during a recent Palestinian Authority TV program on religion that Moses, a Muslim, brought “the Muslims of the Children of Israel out of Egypt.“ He refers to the subsequent Israeli conquest of the Land of Israel as the ”first Palestinian liberation… of Palestine.” This conquest, he taught, was led not by Joshua, as the Bible tells, but by Saul (Talut) who is also said to have slayed Goliath.

While some of this is retelling of Islamic tradition, some of it is a distortion of even the Quran for political purposes. The Quran refers to the “Children of Israel” in their land in many chapters (e.g., Sura 5), but it never refers to them or anyone else as “Palestinians.” Likewise the Quran never refers to Israel’s conquest as a “Palestinian” conquest. The lecturer on PA TV, however, deviates from Islamic tradition, and calls the nation of Israel’s conquest of the Land of Israel “the first Palestinian liberation through armed struggle to liberate Palestine.”Palestinian Professor: Moses Was a

 

[JStone]

Happy Passover to all muslime pallies since the muslime pallie Moses led the muslime pallies out of Egypt

 

[JStone]

Hope all muslimes enjoyed a peaceful Passover holiday signifying the muslime Moses leading the muslimes out of Egypt. Allahu Akbar

You may now resume your regular mass murder jihad against the infidels, wanton destruction, beating your wives and honor killing your children. Allahu Akbar

 

[Lipush]

Never mind that according to Jewish Biblical scripture written over 1500 years before Muhammad was even born and Islam invented by him [and before the Quran was even written] in which the Exodus of the ancient Israelites from Egypt took place nearly 2000 years earlier, in Pallyworld, the land of the deluded and educationally challenged, the Jewish Prophet Moses was really a Muslim who led other Muslims out of Egypt.

Did Muhammad travel back in time nearly 2000 years before he was even born to convert Moses to Islam? Fascinating!

This comical revision of history follows a previous Pallywood lesson in history that Jesus Christ was, too, really a Muslim, though, Jesus lived 600 years before Muhammad was born and Islam invented..

Moses was a Muslim who led Palestinian Muslims out of Egypt and liberated Palestine - YouTube

That's nothing. Way before the arrival of Islam and Mohammad, Jesus was a Muslim and didn't know it.

 

[Sunni Man]

All the word "Muslim" means in arabic is total submission to the "One God"

Adam, Abraham, Moses, Noah, Job, Soloman, David, Jesus, and the other Prophets of the Bible believed in and submitted themselves to the "One God".

Thus the term "Muslim" is just a descriptive term for people who believe in absolute monotheism.

Although today the word "Muslim" has come to mean a person who adheres to the Islamic faith.

 

[Lipush]

All the word "Muslim" means in arabic is total submission to the "One God"

Adam, Abraham, Moses, Noah, Job, Soloman, David, Jesus, and the other Prophets of the Bible believed in and submitted themselves to the "One God".

Thus the term "Muslim" is just a descriptive term for people who believe in absolute monotheism.

Although today the word "Muslim" has come to mean a person who adheres to the Islamic faith.

The term "Jew" and "Muslim" cannot go hand in hand.

 

[JStone]

All the word "Muslim" means in arabic is total submission to the "One God"

Adam, Abraham, Moses, Noah, Job, Soloman, David, Jesus, and the other Prophets of the Bible believed in and submitted themselves to the "One God".

Thus the term "Muslim" is just a descriptive term for people who believe in absolute monotheism.

Although today the word "Muslim" has come to mean a person who adheres to the Islamic faith.

The term "Jew" and "Muslim" cannot go hand in hand.

Muslims go hand grenade in hand. Can you say allahu akbar?

 

[Sunni Man]

All the word "Muslim" means in arabic is total submission to the "One God"

Adam, Abraham, Moses, Noah, Job, Soloman, David, Jesus, and the other Prophets of the Bible believed in and submitted themselves to the "One God".

Thus the term "Muslim" is just a descriptive term for people who believe in absolute monotheism.

Although today the word "Muslim" has come to mean a person who adheres to the Islamic faith.

The term "Jew" and "Muslim" cannot go hand in hand.

I agree with that in todays context and usage.

The term Muslim is much like how the word Catholic has morphed into the name of a particular denomination of Christianity.

The word "Catholic" actually means "universal". And comes from a time when all Christians were basically of the religion based out of Rome. Which isn't the case today.

 

[Hossfly]

All the word "Muslim" means in arabic is total submission to the "One God"

Adam, Abraham, Moses, Noah, Job, Soloman, David, Jesus, and the other Prophets of the Bible believed in and submitted themselves to the "One God".

Thus the term "Muslim" is just a descriptive term for people who believe in absolute monotheism.

Although today the word "Muslim" has come to mean a person who adheres to the Islamic faith.

A Muslim is an adherent of Islam. Always has been. Islam is the belief that "There is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his Prophet." Just a wee bit different from the statement you made about Adam and the others. (See Exodus 20: 1-6) You might check things out before you bloviate.

 

[JStone]

All the word "Muslim" means in arabic is total submission to the "One God"

Adam, Abraham, Moses, Noah, Job, Soloman, David, Jesus, and the other Prophets of the Bible believed in and submitted themselves to the "One God".

Thus the term "Muslim" is just a descriptive term for people who believe in absolute monotheism.

Although today the word "Muslim" has come to mean a person who adheres to the Islamic faith.

The term "Jew" and "Muslim" cannot go hand in hand.

I agree with that in todays context and usage.

The term Muslim is much like how the word Catholic has morphed into the name of a particular denomination of Christianity.

The word "Catholic" actually means "universal". And comes from a time when all Christians were basically of the religion based out of Rome. Which isn't the case today.

Sunni Jihadist, your pedophile fake prophet muhammad wasn't clever enough to create his own religion so he stole the best of Judaism and Christianity and inserted the ignorant Arabs into Jewish and Christian history, made all the Jewish and Christian prophets and patriarchs Muslimes and concocted islime.

Problem is, Abraham, Moses and Jesus lived thousands of years before the pedophile muhammad was even born and islime was invented. Abraham lived ca. 2000 BCE, however, the islimic calendar first begins in 622 CE, 2600 years later.

Did muhammad travel back in time to convert them? Gee whiz, I wish I had his frequent flyer points

Now, don't you feel like a dumb muslime motherfucker?

 

[Roudy]

All the word "Muslim" means in arabic is total submission to the "One God"

Adam, Abraham, Moses, Noah, Job, Soloman, David, Jesus, and the other Prophets of the Bible believed in and submitted themselves to the "One God".

Thus the term "Muslim" is just a descriptive term for people who believe in absolute monotheism.

Although today the word "Muslim" has come to mean a person who adheres to the Islamic faith.

A Muslim is an adherent of Islam. Always has been. Islam is the belief that "There is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his Prophet." Just a wee bit different from the statement you made about Adam and the others. (See Exodus 20: 1-6) You might check things out before you bloviate.

That is correct. A Muslim must first and foremost accept Mohammad as the final messenger of Allah. That is the first phrase a convert to Islam must utter to an Islamic cleric in order for the cleric to certify the conversion and consider the person a Muslim.

 

[Lipush]

All the word "Muslim" means in arabic is total submission to the "One God"

Adam, Abraham, Moses, Noah, Job, Soloman, David, Jesus, and the other Prophets of the Bible believed in and submitted themselves to the "One God".

Thus the term "Muslim" is just a descriptive term for people who believe in absolute monotheism.

Although today the word "Muslim" has come to mean a person who adheres to the Islamic faith.

The term "Jew" and "Muslim" cannot go hand in hand.

Muslims go hand grenade in hand. Can you say allahu akbar?

Allah Hu Achbar!

 

[JStone]

The term "Jew" and "Muslim" cannot go hand in hand.

Muslims go hand grenade in hand. Can you say allahu akbar?

Allah Hu Achbar!

Challah Akbar!

 

[Lipush]

Muslims go hand grenade in hand. Can you say allahu akbar?

Allah Hu Achbar!

Challah Akbar!

 

[JStone]

Allah Hu Achbar!

Challah Akbar!

Allah invented challah along with matzoh, too, for Passover, and also the wheel, the automobile and the internet. Allah be praised!

 

[Sunni Man]

All the word "Muslim" means in arabic is total submission to the "One God"

Adam, Abraham, Moses, Noah, Job, Soloman, David, Jesus, and the other Prophets of the Bible believed in and submitted themselves to the "One God".

Thus the term "Muslim" is just a descriptive term for people who believe in absolute monotheism.

Although today the word "Muslim" has come to mean a person who adheres to the Islamic faith.

A Muslim is an adherent of Islam. Always has been. Islam is the belief that "There is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his Prophet." Just a wee bit different from the statement you made about Adam and the others. (See Exodus 20: 1-6) You might check things out before you bloviate.

That is correct. A Muslim must first and foremost accept Mohammad as the final messenger of Allah. That is the first phrase a convert to Islam must utter to an Islamic cleric in order for the cleric to certify the conversion and consider the person a Muslim.

Incorrect

Before Muhammad was born.

Those who submitted to the One God were called by the arab's, using the arabic term, a muslim.

Thus, Adam, Abraham, Moses, Noah, Jesus, and the other Biblical Prophets were called muslims.

After Muhammad taught Islam to the people.

That's when the term changed to mean those who worshiped the One God and accepted Muhammad as a Prophet.

 

[JStone]

A Muslim is an adherent of Islam. Always has been. Islam is the belief that "There is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his Prophet." Just a wee bit different from the statement you made about Adam and the others. (See Exodus 20: 1-6) You might check things out before you bloviate.

That is correct. A Muslim must first and foremost accept Mohammad as the final messenger of Allah. That is the first phrase a convert to Islam must utter to an Islamic cleric in order for the cleric to certify the conversion and consider the person a Muslim.

Incorrect

Before Muhammad was born.

Those who submitted to the One God were called by the arab's, using the arabic term, a muslim.

Thus, Adam, Abraham, Moses, Noah, Jesus, and the other Biblical Prophets were called muslims.

After Muhammad taught Islam to the people.

That's when the term changed to mean those who worshiped the One God and accepted Muhammad as a Prophet.

Stupid Sunni, since the Islimic Calendar commenced in 622 CE with the pedophile muhammad's hijra to medina, did he travel back in time 2000 years to convert Abraham and Moses, since the Islimic Era and Islime did not exist until 2000 years later?

Or, are muslimes just too dumb to figure out simple math amd realize your religion is a scam?

Did allah give muhammad bonus frequent flyer points for traveling back in time 2000 years?

Amil Imani: The Fraud of Islam

From the primitive land of the Arabian Peninsula of over 14 centuries ago rose Muhammad, an illiterate hired hand of a rich widow Khadija, claiming he was the bearer of a perfect life prescription from God—the Quran. He claimed humanity could do no better than to follow its precepts as well as to emulate Muhammad’s own life example for a guarantee of bliss and salvation. In exchange for this, people had to embrace Islam—surrender—by surrendering their liberty to Muhammad.

Islam is the most successful fraud in the history of humanity, and it is a great success. Millions of mullahs and imams keep the fraud going, and over a billion and a half of the faithful pay for it. They pay in funds, labor and even life, for the IOUs issued to them by the Islamic organizations that glide through life without breaking a sweat for earning their daily bread. Islam is a fraud and Muslims are the victims.

Muhammad, during his Mecca years, was ridiculed for his confused sayings by his own tribe of Quraish. He was called “shaeron majnoon”—crazed poet.

The death of his first wife and wealthy employer Khadija left Muhammad even more vulnerable to the ridicule and harassment of the Meccans. He fled from Mecca to Medina and in the relative safety of that city with a large tolerant Jewish community, Muhammad found more people willing to join his clique.

Once in Medina, Muhammad hit on a most powerful formula for success. He justified everything by claiming that Allah wanted it this way. And Allah was nothing to trifle with. He held the key to the most magnificent paradise as well as to a dreadful hell. The duty of every good Muslim became unquestioning obedience to everything that Muhammad said and wished. Muhammad became Allah’s gatekeeper to paradise and hell.

Muhammad’s formula worked magic with the Bedouins of Arabia who thrived on robbery and killing. His religion spread like a pandemic disease in no time at all.

As Muhammad gathered more and more followers, he turned on the Jewish community of Medina, killed the men, plundered their belongings, and captured their women and children as slaves. That was the birth of “Jihad.” Be meek and deceptive first, until you gather enough power then unsheathe the sword. It worked then and it is working today.

In no time at all, the savages of Arabia, allured by the win-win promise of Muhammad—you kill you get the booty from your victims in this world—you get killed and your abode will be the unimaginably glorious sensuous paradise of Allah—sword-in-hand, sallied forth to lands near and far.

Mind Control

As humans, our two legs move us along, but it is our minds that tell us which path to take in life and what to do. As the mind commands so goes the person. Yet, for humans, the mind does not arrive in this world with a set program of instructions. Contrary to many beliefs, we are born neither as demons nor as angels. Within each one of us is a potential for a demon or an angel. Many evolve into a mix of the two, a few fortunate mature into truly angelic and some become personifications of evil. It is the mind’s program that plays the critical role in making us what we are

Islam, from its inception, discovered the crucial secret of getting to the young mind early by adhering to the dictum: Instruction in early childhood is akin to carving in a rock. In the same vein goes the Jesuit saying, “Give me a child until he is seven, and I will give you the man,” derived from the philosophy and theology of Saint Augustine. The immense importance of getting early to the young mind is also emphasized by non-religious doctrines as diverse as the Freudian psychoanalytic theory and Watsonian Behaviorist psychology.

Continued: http://amilimani.com/2011/11/the-fraud-of-islam/

 

[Roudy]

A Muslim is an adherent of Islam. Always has been. Islam is the belief that "There is no God but Allah and Mohammed is his Prophet." Just a wee bit different from the statement you made about Adam and the others. (See Exodus 20: 1-6) You might check things out before you bloviate.

That is correct. A Muslim must first and foremost accept Mohammad as the final messenger of Allah. That is the first phrase a convert to Islam must utter to an Islamic cleric in order for the cleric to certify the conversion and consider the person a Muslim.

Incorrect

Before Muhammad was born.

Those who submitted to the One God were called by the arab's, using the arabic term, a muslim.

Thus, Adam, Abraham, Moses, Noah, Jesus, and the other Biblical Prophets were called muslims.

After Muhammad taught Islam to the people.

That's when the term changed to mean those who worshiped the One God and accepted Muhammad as a Prophet.

Nope. The first and foremost mandatory requirement is to accept Mohammad as the prophet. Of course Muslims want to go back in time and call anybody of importance a Muslim. But that doesn't mean they actually were. Seriously what exactly would an epileptic illiterate egomaniac Saudi Arabian named Mohammad know about other religions and prophets? The guy couldn't even read the books, yet he found it in his ability to critique other religions? Yup, this is how weak the foundation of Islam and it's claims are.

Converting to Islam is one of the easiest processes. Accept Mohammad and poof, you're suddently a Muslim. It's that easy. One must ask, was the conversion intentionally designed to appeal to low intellect people? It sure seems so.

Conversion to Islam

What are the requirements of a Non-Muslim who wishes to convert?
Every person is born a Muslim because we are all created by God. Therefore, a preferred term would be reversion rather than conversion. A non-Muslim becomes a Muslim when he believes in his heart : "There is no God but Allah and I bear witness that Muhammad is His Messenger" Hence, belief in the Unity and Oneness of God and that Muhammad is his Messenger makes one a Muslim at heart. Recommended steps:

Officially convert by pronouncing the shahadah (pledge of conviction of faith) in Arabic thus: "Ash HaduAllaa Ilaaha Il-lallaah Wa Ash Hadu Anna Muhammadar Rasullulah" which means "I bear Witness that there is no deity but Allah and I bear witness that Muhammad if His Messenger". The pledge is to be taken in front of at least two adult Muslim witnesses.
It is recommended that he/she take a Muslim name
It is recommended that he/she take up a basic course on Islam (if he/she hasn't already) and keep the company of other Muslims

 

[JStone]

After Muhammad taught Islam to the people.

Stupid Man, since the pedophile muhammad was born in 571 CE, how could he have taught islime to Moses who would have lived 2000 years before the pedophile muhammad was even born?


Can't allah instill muslimes with basic math skills and logic?