In Pallyworld, Moses Was Really A Muslim Who Led Muslims Out of Egypt

[inALIENable]

Well we got to get down to the Mosque for morning prayers.

Do they require tithing? Do I have to bring a goat or a 12 year old virgin or what?

 

[JStone]

I prefer 72 strippers.

How about half and half? 36 virgins and 36 nice experience women!

Hmm, thats something to think about I never had a Virgin before.

Fondling virgins is halal according to the chief virgin fondler Muhammad.

Sahih Bukhari Hadeeth...

Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah: When I got married, Allah's Apostle said to me, "What type of lady have you married?" I replied, "I have married a matron' He said, "Why, don't you have a liking for the virgins and for fondling them?" Jabir also said: Allah's Apostle said, "Why didn't you marry a young girl so that you might play with her and she with you?'

 

[Hossfly]

Now that I'm a Muslim . . .

Congratulations. When do you begin your terrorist training?

( )

Having been rejected for terrorist training due to a weak heart, I am going to apply for astronaut school.

 

[JStone]

Well we got to get down to the Mosque for morning prayers.

Do they require tithing? Do I have to bring a goat or a 12 year old virgin or what?

A virgin goat even better.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS5Xpdu4ELE]Sex with Animals in Islam - YouTube[/ame]

 

[JStone]

Now that I'm a Muslim I wanted to do a little research into my heritage and I came upon this little tidbit of information. I am now going to do a little more fact finding and will post the results periodically. Have patience, we will learn together.

Allah, Moon god

You wanna get freaked out, look into muhammad's wife aisha, who was 6 years old when the 53 year dirty old man married her [pedophile eek].

It's enough to make you wanna convert back to being an infidel.

 

[High_Gravity]

Well we got to get down to the Mosque for morning prayers.

Do they require tithing? Do I have to bring a goat or a 12 year old virgin or what?

I don't think you can bring a goat, the 12 year old is ok I guess.

 

[High_Gravity]

Now that I'm a Muslim . . .

Congratulations. When do you begin your terrorist training?

( )

Having been rejected for terrorist training due to a weak heart, I am going to apply for astronaut school.

I'm going to open a shawarma stand.

 

[inALIENable]

If we have to do that close quarters on our knees with our asses up in the air bowing thing, then I want all the fat people in the back and downwind and all the gay guys up in the front. Okay.

 

[High_Gravity]

If we have to do that close quarters on our knees with our asses up in the air bowing thing, then I want all the fat people in the back and downwind and all the gay guys up in the front. Okay.

Well we could actually kill the gays I guess, like they do in Iraq and Iran.

 

[JStone]

Fakestinians are an invented people so it's only natural they want to invent their own history. Islam is merely the fraudulent creation of a mentally ill, cave-dwelling arab called muhammad with no religious history of his own and who inserted arabs 2000 years back in time into Biblical history, ripped off Jewish and Christian prophets and patriarchs, and then called it their own history.

Islam is basically a scam

 

[Roudy]

Never mind that according to Jewish Biblical scripture written over 1500 years before Muhammad was even born and Islam invented by him [and before the Quran was even written] in which the Exodus of the ancient Israelites from Egypt took place nearly 2000 years earlier, in Pallyworld, the land of the deluded and educationally challenged, the Jewish Prophet Moses was really a Muslim who led other Muslims out of Egypt.

Did Muhammad travel back in time nearly 2000 years before he was even born to convert Moses to Islam? Fascinating!

This comical revision of history follows a previous Pallywood lesson in history that Jesus Christ was, too, really a Muslim, though, Jesus lived 600 years before Muhammad was born and Islam invented..

Moses was a Muslim who led Palestinian Muslims out of Egypt and liberated Palestine - YouTube

That's nothing. Way before the arrival of Islam and Mohammad, Jesus was a Muslim and didn't know it.

 

[Hossfly]

Fakestinians are an invented people so it's only natural they want to invent their own history. Islam is merely the fraudulent creation of a mentally ill, cave-dwelling arab called muhammad with no religious history of his own and who inserted arabs 2000 years back in time into Biblical history, ripped off Jewish and Christian prophets and patriarchs, and then called it their own history.

Islam is basically a scam

I take this to mean that Islam can be retroactive to a point before Creation or to evolution when there were only monkeys and cockroaches. Fascinating. This Islam is a handy device but I don't want to be a Palisimian. What are the options.

 

[High_Gravity]

Never mind that according to Jewish Biblical scripture written over 1500 years before Muhammad was even born and Islam invented by him [and before the Quran was even written] in which the Exodus of the ancient Israelites from Egypt took place nearly 2000 years earlier, in Pallyworld, the land of the deluded and educationally challenged, the Jewish Prophet Moses was really a Muslim who led other Muslims out of Egypt.

Did Muhammad travel back in time nearly 2000 years before he was even born to convert Moses to Islam? Fascinating!

This comical revision of history follows a previous Pallywood lesson in history that Jesus Christ was, too, really a Muslim, though, Jesus lived 600 years before Muhammad was born and Islam invented..

Moses was a Muslim who led Palestinian Muslims out of Egypt and liberated Palestine - YouTube

That's nothing. Way before the arrival of Islam and Mohammad, Jesus was a Muslim and didn't know it.

The first man Adam was also a Muslim.

 

[inALIENable]

If we have to do that close quarters on our knees with our asses up in the air bowing thing, then I want all the fat people in the back and downwind and all the gay guys up in the front. Okay.

Well we could actually kill the gays I guess, like they do in Iraq and Iran.

Set out a mouse trap baited with a piece of Swiss penis?

Oh crap, wait, I don't want to become muslim, I wouldn't be able to send the wifey out to score me some weed and beer, if she can't drive a car anymore the beer would be warm by the time she hoofed it home. Oh noes.

 

[High_Gravity]

If we have to do that close quarters on our knees with our asses up in the air bowing thing, then I want all the fat people in the back and downwind and all the gay guys up in the front. Okay.

Well we could actually kill the gays I guess, like they do in Iraq and Iran.

Set out a mouse trap baited with a piece of Swiss penis?

Oh crap, wait, I don't want to become muslim, I wouldn't be able to send the wifey out to score me some weed and beer, if she can't drive a car anymore the beer would be warm by the time she hoofed it home. Oh noes.

You would have to escort your wife everywhere she goes, like they do in Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan, you can kiss the beer and weed goodbye.

 

[JStone]

Fakestinians are an invented people so it's only natural they want to invent their own history. Islam is merely the fraudulent creation of a mentally ill, cave-dwelling arab called muhammad with no religious history of his own and who inserted arabs 2000 years back in time into Biblical history, ripped off Jewish and Christian prophets and patriarchs, and then called it their own history.

Islam is basically a scam

I take this to mean that Islam can be retroactive to a point before Creation or to evolution when there were only monkeys and cockroaches. Fascinating. This Islam is a handy device but I don't want to be a Palisimian. What are the options.

Basic Islamic doctrine insults the intelligence even of muslimes and, particularly, insults the religion of Christians and Jews, by teaching that Jews and Christians "corrupted" their own religions and that Muhammad was sent by their allah to "correct" the "corrupted" Christian and Jewish faiths and set them straight with Islam, the real religion of Moses, Jesus et al.

 

[JStone]

Never mind that according to Jewish Biblical scripture written over 1500 years before Muhammad was even born and Islam invented by him [and before the Quran was even written] in which the Exodus of the ancient Israelites from Egypt took place nearly 2000 years earlier, in Pallyworld, the land of the deluded and educationally challenged, the Jewish Prophet Moses was really a Muslim who led other Muslims out of Egypt.

Did Muhammad travel back in time nearly 2000 years before he was even born to convert Moses to Islam? Fascinating!

This comical revision of history follows a previous Pallywood lesson in history that Jesus Christ was, too, really a Muslim, though, Jesus lived 600 years before Muhammad was born and Islam invented..

Moses was a Muslim who led Palestinian Muslims out of Egypt and liberated Palestine - YouTube

That's nothing. Way before the arrival of Islam and Mohammad, Jesus was a Muslim and didn't know it.

The first man Adam was also a Muslim.

The cave men must have been muslimes since muhammad dwelled in a cave where the angel gabriel appeared and put him in touch with allah

I'd love to have muhammad's frequent flyer points since he had to travel back millions of years in time to convert the cave men to islime

 

[Hossfly]

Fakestinians are an invented people so it's only natural they want to invent their own history. Islam is merely the fraudulent creation of a mentally ill, cave-dwelling arab called muhammad with no religious history of his own and who inserted arabs 2000 years back in time into Biblical history, ripped off Jewish and Christian prophets and patriarchs, and then called it their own history.

Islam is basically a scam

I take this to mean that Islam can be retroactive to a point before Creation or to evolution when there were only monkeys and cockroaches. Fascinating. This Islam is a handy device but I don't want to be a Palisimian. What are the options.

Checked in with the local mosque and found I have no choice but to be a Palisimian. I told that guy it was OK but I refuse to wear a towel on my head, as well as those hot, sticky wool robes.And since you can't ride a hoss wearing Jesus sandals, my Tony Lama (PBUH) cowboy boots would have to do, thank you very much. Looks like I'm gonna have trouble with that randy, 'ol camel humper but I'll manage.

 

[JStone]

Fakestinians are an invented people so it's only natural they want to invent their own history. Islam is merely the fraudulent creation of a mentally ill, cave-dwelling arab called muhammad with no religious history of his own and who inserted arabs 2000 years back in time into Biblical history, ripped off Jewish and Christian prophets and patriarchs, and then called it their own history.

Islam is basically a scam

I take this to mean that Islam can be retroactive to a point before Creation or to evolution when there were only monkeys and cockroaches. Fascinating. This Islam is a handy device but I don't want to be a Palisimian. What are the options.

Checked in with the local mosque and found I have no choice but to be a Palisimian. I told that guy it was OK but I refuse to wear a towel on my head, as well as those hot, sticky wool robes.And since you can't ride a hoss wearing Jesus sandals, my Tony Lama (PBUH) cowboy boots would have to do, thank you very much. Looks like I'm gonna have trouble with that randy, 'ol camel humper but I'll manage.

On a positive note, you get to beat your disobedient wife if dinner is late. Your kids will certainly behave knowing the punishment is honor killing. Pestilinian family values.

 

[High_Gravity]

Fakestinians are an invented people so it's only natural they want to invent their own history. Islam is merely the fraudulent creation of a mentally ill, cave-dwelling arab called muhammad with no religious history of his own and who inserted arabs 2000 years back in time into Biblical history, ripped off Jewish and Christian prophets and patriarchs, and then called it their own history.

Islam is basically a scam

I take this to mean that Islam can be retroactive to a point before Creation or to evolution when there were only monkeys and cockroaches. Fascinating. This Islam is a handy device but I don't want to be a Palisimian. What are the options.

Checked in with the local mosque and found I have no choice but to be a Palisimian. I told that guy it was OK but I refuse to wear a towel on my head, as well as those hot, sticky wool robes.And since you can't ride a hoss wearing Jesus sandals, my Tony Lama (PBUH) cowboy boots would have to do, thank you very much. Looks like I'm gonna have trouble with that randy, 'ol camel humper but I'll manage.

Giving up the booze and premarital sex is going to suck.