In Pallyworld, Moses Was Really A Muslim Who Led Muslims Out of Egypt

[JStone]

Never mind that according to Jewish Biblical scripture written over 1500 years before Muhammad was even born and Islam invented by him [and before the Quran was even written] in which the Exodus of the ancient Israelites from Egypt took place nearly 2000 years earlier, in Pallyworld, the land of the deluded and educationally challenged, the Jewish Prophet Moses was really a Muslim who led other Muslims out of Egypt.

Did Muhammad travel back in time nearly 2000 years before he was even born to convert Moses to Islam? Fascinating!

This comical revision of history follows a previous Pallywood lesson in history that Jesus Christ was, too, really a Muslim, though, Jesus lived 600 years before Muhammad was born and Islam invented..

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqjwLKdg9ro]Moses was a Muslim who led Palestinian Muslims out of Egypt and liberated Palestine - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Truthseeker420]

Yeah because it is much more believable that a 300+ yo Hebrew went to a mountain, seen god in a burming bush, freed the slaves with magic, spent 40 years on a mountain writing a tablet and spending the next 40 years roaming the desert.

Why do you care what one man believes?

 

[inALIENable]

Yeah, and Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

Superstitious humans are dangerous.

 

[JStone]

Yeah because it is much more believable that a 300+ yo Hebrew went to a mountain, seen god in a burming bush, freed the slaves with magic, spent 40 years on a mountain writing a tablet and spending the next 40 years roaming the desert.

Why do you care what one man believes?

Bullshitseeker420




Dunce, try to do the simple math: The Islamic Calendar officially began in 622 CE with Muhammad's move to Medina. According to Biblical scholars, the earliest parts of the Hebrew Bible, such as Exodus, were written ca 1000 BCE. According to archaeologists, the Exodus would have occured ca 1200 BCE, based on physical, extra-Biblical archaeological evidence.

According to Islamic tradition in which the Islamic Era doesn't commence until 622 CE, Muhammad would have needed to travel back in time many centuries to convert Moses.

Basic arithmetic completely undermines Islamic teachings. Now, even you know, dunce

 

[High_Gravity]

Islam claims all of it, Jesus is also a Muslim in the Quran.

 

[JStone]

Islam claims all of it, Jesus is also a Muslim in the Quran.

Jesus was a Muslim in Pallyworld.


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLyVU0Otlk]Arafat said Jesus was a Palestinian. Palestinian author and TV host agree. - YouTube[/ame]

We’re talking about an ongoing chain [of prophets of the Islam], from Adam to Muhammad. It’s an ongoing chain, representing the call for monotheism, and the mission of Islam… The prophets were all of the same religion [Islam]… Jesus was born in this land. He lived in this land. It is known that he was born in Bethlehem… He also lived in Nazereth, moved to Jerusalem. So he was a Palestinian par excellence…We respect Jesus, we believe in him [as a Muslim prophet], just as we believe in the prophet Muhammad."

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQC0zeQFgJc]Jesus misrepresented as "Palestinian" by Mufti of the Palestinian Authority - YouTube[/ame]

 

[High_Gravity]

Islam claims all of it, Jesus is also a Muslim in the Quran.

Jesus was a Muslim in Pallyworld.


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLyVU0Otlk]Arafat said Jesus was a Palestinian. Palestinian author and TV host agree. - YouTube[/ame]

We’re talking about an ongoing chain [of prophets of the Islam], from Adam to Muhammad. It’s an ongoing chain, representing the call for monotheism, and the mission of Islam… The prophets were all of the same religion [Islam]… Jesus was born in this land. He lived in this land. It is known that he was born in Bethlehem… He also lived in Nazereth, moved to Jerusalem. So he was a Palestinian par excellence…We respect Jesus, we believe in him [as a Muslim prophet], just as we believe in the prophet Muhammad."

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQC0zeQFgJc]Jesus misrepresented as "Palestinian" by Mufti of the Palestinian Authority - YouTube[/ame]

Yup they claim all of that, even the first man on earth Adam was a Muslim.

 

[JStone]

Islam claims all of it, Jesus is also a Muslim in the Quran.

Jesus was a Muslim in Pallyworld.


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLyVU0Otlk]Arafat said Jesus was a Palestinian. Palestinian author and TV host agree. - YouTube[/ame]

We’re talking about an ongoing chain [of prophets of the Islam], from Adam to Muhammad. It’s an ongoing chain, representing the call for monotheism, and the mission of Islam… The prophets were all of the same religion [Islam]… Jesus was born in this land. He lived in this land. It is known that he was born in Bethlehem… He also lived in Nazereth, moved to Jerusalem. So he was a Palestinian par excellence…We respect Jesus, we believe in him [as a Muslim prophet], just as we believe in the prophet Muhammad."

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQC0zeQFgJc]Jesus misrepresented as "Palestinian" by Mufti of the Palestinian Authority - YouTube[/ame]

Yup they claim all of that, even the first man on earth Adam was a Muslim.

On the cross, Jesus cried out, "allahu akbar!"

 

[High_Gravity]

Jesus was a Muslim in Pallyworld.


Arafat said Jesus was a Palestinian. Palestinian author and TV host agree. - YouTube



Jesus misrepresented as "Palestinian" by Mufti of the Palestinian Authority - YouTube

Yup they claim all of that, even the first man on earth Adam was a Muslim.

On the cross, Jesus cried out, "allahu akbar!"

 

[Hossfly]

Fancy that! I wake up this morning and find out we are all Muslims ! Do we automatically qualify for 72 virgins? I can only handle about 42 so Tinmore is welcome to my leftovers.

 

[High_Gravity]

Fancy that! I wake up this morning and find out we are all Muslims ! Do we automatically qualify for 72 virgins? I can only handle about 42 so Tinmore is welcome to my leftovers.

I prefer 72 strippers.

 

[JStone]

Fancy that! I wake up this morning and find out we are all Muslims ! Do we automatically qualify for 72 virgins? I can only handle about 42 so Tinmore is welcome to my leftovers.

Well, on a positive note, you have the right to keep your disobedient muslima in line by beating her, based on the teachings of the "religion of peace"

Your dinner is always on the table on time

 

[JStone]

From the video claiming Moses was a Muslim: "This is our logic and this is our culture."

 

[GHook93]

Fancy that! I wake up this morning and find out we are all Muslims ! Do we automatically qualify for 72 virgins? I can only handle about 42 so Tinmore is welcome to my leftovers.

I prefer 72 strippers.

How about half and half? 36 virgins and 36 nice experience women!

 

[High_Gravity]

Fancy that! I wake up this morning and find out we are all Muslims ! Do we automatically qualify for 72 virgins? I can only handle about 42 so Tinmore is welcome to my leftovers.

I prefer 72 strippers.

How about half and half? 36 virgins and 36 nice experience women!

Hmm, thats something to think about I never had a Virgin before.

 

[Hossfly]

Now that I'm a Muslim I wanted to do a little research into my heritage and I came upon this little tidbit of information. I am now going to do a little more fact finding and will post the results periodically. Have patience, we will learn together.

Allah, Moon god

 

[High_Gravity]

Now that I'm a Muslim I wanted to do a little research into my heritage and I came upon this little tidbit of information. I am now going to do a little more fact finding and will post the results periodically. Have patience, we will learn together.

Allah, Moon god

Well we got to get down to the Mosque for morning prayers.

 

[inALIENable]

Fancy that! I wake up this morning and find out we are all Muslims ! Do we automatically qualify for 72 virgins? I can only handle about 42 so Tinmore is welcome to my leftovers.

Can I have them?

 

[inALIENable]

Now that I'm a Muslim . . .

Congratulations. When do you begin your terrorist training?

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[JStone]

Fancy that! I wake up this morning and find out we are all Muslims ! Do we automatically qualify for 72 virgins? I can only handle about 42 so Tinmore is welcome to my leftovers.

I prefer 72 strippers.

Paradise is just a bordello in the sky. There are even 1000 year orgasms. Allah IS great!