In Pallyworld, Moses Was Really A Muslim Who Led Muslims Out of Egypt

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    Never mind that according to Jewish Biblical scripture written over 1500 years before Muhammad was even born and Islam invented by him [and before the Quran was even written] in which the Exodus of the ancient Israelites from Egypt took place nearly 2000 years earlier, in Pallyworld, the land of the deluded and educationally challenged, the Jewish Prophet Moses was really a Muslim who led other Muslims out of Egypt. :badgrin:

    Did Muhammad travel back in time nearly 2000 years before he was even born to convert Moses to Islam? Fascinating! :clap2:

    This comical revision of history follows a previous Pallywood lesson in history that Jesus Christ was, too, really a Muslim, though, Jesus lived 600 years before Muhammad was born and Islam invented.. :badgrin:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqjwLKdg9ro]Moses was a Muslim who led Palestinian Muslims out of Egypt and liberated Palestine - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Yeah because it is much more believable that a 300+ yo Hebrew went to a mountain, seen god in a burming bush, freed the slaves with magic, spent 40 years on a mountain writing a tablet and spending the next 40 years roaming the desert.

    Why do you care what one man believes?
     
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    Yeah, and Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. :tongue:

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    Dunce, try to do the simple math: The Islamic Calendar officially began in 622 CE with Muhammad's move to Medina. According to Biblical scholars, the earliest parts of the Hebrew Bible, such as Exodus, were written ca 1000 BCE. According to archaeologists, the Exodus would have occured ca 1200 BCE, based on physical, extra-Biblical archaeological evidence.

    According to Islamic tradition in which the Islamic Era doesn't commence until 622 CE, Muhammad would have needed to travel back in time many centuries to convert Moses.

    Basic arithmetic completely undermines Islamic teachings. Now, even you know, dunce :clap2:
     
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    Islam claims all of it, Jesus is also a Muslim in the Quran.
     
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    Jesus was a Muslim in Pallyworld. :badgrin:


    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLyVU0Otlk]Arafat said Jesus was a Palestinian. Palestinian author and TV host agree. - YouTube[/ame]

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQC0zeQFgJc]Jesus misrepresented as "Palestinian" by Mufti of the Palestinian Authority - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Yup they claim all of that, even the first man on earth Adam was a Muslim.
     
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    On the cross, Jesus cried out, "allahu akbar!" :badgrin: :clap2:
     
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    Fancy that! I wake up this morning and find out we are all Muslims ! Do we automatically qualify for 72 virgins? I can only handle about 42 so Tinmore is welcome to my leftovers.
     

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