In other news...

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... medical experts confirm Democrats have developed herd immunity to sexual assaults allegations.

 

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... U.S. reports largest one-day increase in cases of Trump derangement syndrome.

 

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... Michigan Governor claims that "Revolting against a tyrannical government is simply un-American".

 

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... latest computer model predicts between 0 and 12.2 billion new COVID-19 deaths by the end of summer.

 

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... nineteen people died in Chicago last week by COVID-19 related gun shot wounds. They'll be voting for Democrats in upcoming election, by mail.

 

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... New York is allowing residents to hang out at the beaches but not to swim. California is allowing people to swim, but not to hang out at the beaches. Both are using science to guide their policies.

 

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... Biden campaign is negotiating with Ozzy Osbourne about hiring to position of Biden's official speech interpreter.

 

[JimH52]

... Biden campaign is negotiating with Ozzy Osbourne about hiring to position of Biden's official speech interpreter.

Beat the Hell out of a man who doesn't read security briefs and tires to Gaslight Ameirca into believing that he didn't know about Putin paying for US soldiers to be killed be the Taliban. WE ARE NOT STUPID. trump knew and probably tipped off Putin that he jog was up.

trump IS EVIL!

 

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... President Trump is about to put himself on all postage stamps, in a move that could trigger Democrats to abolish USPS.

 

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... the Democrat Party has finished transitioning from being the party of JFK to being the party of Lee Harvey Oswald.

 

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... Stacey Abrams is still refusing to concede to Kamala Harris and is declaring herself as Biden's VP.

 

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... Biden is even more determined to not get COVID after finding out he could lose sense of smell.

 

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... closer we get to the election day, clearer it gets that Joe Biden is just an idea.

 

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... President "break wind".

Just a small one, so it's okay.

 

[Roudy]

... in all the fairness, Michael Phelps, the most decorated Olympian in history, has been asked by Obama administration to redistribute half of his medals to less accomplished athletes. Reason? You didn't swim that!

Yeah, if it werent for Democrat taxes those pools you practiced in wouldn’t have existed.

 

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... unemployment rate among Cuomo brothers has increased to a record 100%.

 

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... to protect Jussie Smollett constitutional right to face his accusers, judge requested a mirror to be brought to the courtroom.

 

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... Pfizer claims vaccine will reduce average daily child COVID deaths from almost zero, to almost zero.