in one headline, the onion places the perfect end to cain's joke of a campaign

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Rumors Of Extramarital Affair End Campaign Of Presidential Candidate Who Didn't Know China Has Nuclear Weapons

Rumors Of Extramarital Affair End Campaign Of Presidential Candidate Who Didn't Know China Has Nuclear Weapons | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Tank]

Are you Liberals sure this all wasn't a racist conspiracy by white people?

 

[ScienceRocks]

Cain fucked his self with his inability to control his self or to explain his self. Don't blame it on the very people that supported something they shouldn't of. They're the cainiots.

 

[whitehall]

The NY Times and the A.P. isn't radical enough. Left wing racists and socialist radicals now rely on something called "The Onion" for news.. It kind of explains how the radical (racist?) left believes that "comedy central" is a news source.

 

[Cowman]

Are you Liberals sure this all wasn't a racist conspiracy by white people?

Yep. 100% sure. Wasn't even a question from the beginning.

That's not what you think it is, is it?

 

[Tank]

Are you Liberals sure this all wasn't a racist conspiracy by white people?

Yep. 100% sure. Wasn't even a question from the beginning.

That's not what you think it is, is it?

If Herman was a Democrat this story would have a whole new spin.

 

[jgarden]

Are you Liberals sure this all wasn't a racist conspiracy by white people?

What would the Democrats have to gain "by "derailing" the campaign of Herman Cain - a candidate that the November polls show that Obama would defeat by an average of 10.2%?

If the Democrats had intended to use the sexual harrassment settlements to "conspire" against Cain, they would have waited until the 2012 General Election, where it would have had the greatest impact.

History shows that the source of "leaks" prior to the national conventions usually come from within one's own party - if there was a conspiracy of "white people," Tank should start looking within the Republican/Tea Party!

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/president_obama_vs_republican_candidates.html

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

The NY Times and the A.P. isn't radical enough. Left wing racists and socialist radicals now rely on something called "The Onion" for news.. It kind of explains how the radical (racist?) left believes that "comedy central" is a news source.

The Onion has been around for years; it’s political humor, satire – lighten up.

If Herman was a Democrat this story would have a whole new spin.

No, if he were a democrat he’d be treated like Anthony Weiner, with the same results.

Cain is alone responsible for his situation, ‘personal responsibility’ is the conservative way, after all.

 

[Tank]

Are you Liberals sure this all wasn't a racist conspiracy by white people?

The Democrats had nothing to gain "conspiring" against a candidate like Cain who the November polls show that Obama would defeat by an average of 10%.

I didn't say Democrats, I said white people.

How come ALL Hermans accusers are white?

 

[jgarden]

Are you Liberals sure this all wasn't a racist conspiracy by white people?

The Democrats had nothing to gain "conspiring" against a candidate like Cain who the November polls show that Obama would defeat by an average of 10%.

I didn't say Democrats, I said white people.

How come ALL Hermans accusers are white?

It would appear that only Herman can answer that question!

 

[ScienceRocks]

Are you Liberals sure this all wasn't a racist conspiracy by white people?

The Democrats had nothing to gain "conspiring" against a candidate like Cain who the November polls show that Obama would defeat by an average of 10%.

I didn't say Democrats, I said white people.

How come ALL Hermans accusers are white?

Well, most of his supporters were white to; something around 90 percent of such. So it works both ways!. Maybe there were a few like me that wish's for a first world civilization far into the future that could of done it, but hey, looking at the general love affair of the republican party with Cain, I doubt it would of had much of affect. As we don't make up more then a few percent tops. I'm thinking it had something to do with Cains past actions with harrassing woman that caught up with him??? How about the witnesses, the money to shut them up and the phone records being attached to his offical cell phone!.
In with that, Cain kepted shacking and jiving around the question and making it worst for Cain..He couldn't be straight with his supporters. Cain was the one that fucked his self and no one else. Not whitey, which was the vast percentage of Cains base, but Cain his self and his fucked up past! The Guy fucked his self over.

It sure as hell wasn't whitey. It was Cain! Cain couldn't stop lieing and twisting everything like a fish out of water. The guy came off as a fool. That is the facts.

 

[Cowman]

Are you Liberals sure this all wasn't a racist conspiracy by white people?

Yep. 100% sure. Wasn't even a question from the beginning.

That's not what you think it is, is it?

If Herman was a Democrat this story would have a whole new spin.

How so? Describe what kind of spin it would have. If Herman Cain were a democrat the right would jump on adultery all the same.

You're delusional in that armored shell of yours.

Are you Liberals sure this all wasn't a racist conspiracy by white people?

The Democrats had nothing to gain "conspiring" against a candidate like Cain who the November polls show that Obama would defeat by an average of 10%.

I didn't say Democrats, I said white people.

How come ALL Hermans accusers are white?

What the fuck? We see women accusing him... you see white women, as if it's somehow a scheme to get at a black man? Grow up dude. What the hell does their skin color have to do with anything? You've never heard of interracial relationships? Interracial relationships are totally not a controversy unless you're sitting around with your backwards family members at the dinner table with some guy/gal of a different ethnicity.