I'm tryin' to find the words to describe this girl without bein' disrespectfuuuuuuuul

[Xenophon]

Shwing!

 

[tigerbob]

But that would be disrespectful

What's disrespectful about wanting to fuck someone?

"you're hot and I wanna fuck you" most likely isn't going to land you in the sack with most girls.

Probably because they would find such an approach disrespectful. Not to mention lame.

Or refreshingly direct and honest.

 

[Luissa]

I'm tryin' to find the words to describe this girl without bein' disrespectfuuuuuuuul

Why don't you just give her a pearl necklace?

If she would accept one from me I'd gladly give it to her. They're beautiful on girls

You guys are dogs!

 

[SFC Ollie]

The poor girl can't even afford adequate clothing! Imagine how cold she is this time of year. Surely there must be some kind soul out there who can help warm her up.

I tried to wrap my snuggie around the 2 of us and she called the cops. They kept my snuggie.

 

[rightwinger]

here's one for all you star wars freaks.

lol...hot