I'm sick of hearing about law-abiding gun owners

Discussion in 'Politics' started by ShootSpeeders, Dec 29, 2012.

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    Everybody in the country (except me of course) speeds and drives drunk and runs red lights. Three super-violent crimes that kill thousands of americans every year.

    Since everyone is a criminal we need to allow ALL adult citizens to have guns. That's what the constitution says - "shall not be infringed".
     
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    FUNNY stuff!

    He'll be here all week. Try the veal parmaghian. Be sure to tip your waitress.
     
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    shut up.
     
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    Fuck YOU. Have a nice day, ya hear?
     
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    Another winner of a thread from this loony motherfucker. At least he's not insulting every woman on the planet with this one.
     
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    You must drive at 5 miles an hour to avoid a speeding ticket, then. You are the menaces who cause road rage, aren't you?

    I hate fucking slow drivers.
     
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    Why exactly is this lunatic so obsessed with the speed limit? Never in my life have I met anyone who cares or tries to make all the insinuations and connections this loony motherfuckers tries to make to the speed limit.
     
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    Holy shit. Is this the Special Olympics board?
     
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    According to him you should:

    Drive well under the speed limit
    Never take your hands off the wheel
    Not listen to the radio
    Not have a front or back seat passenger
    Not eat or drink while driving

    Going on a road trip with him would probably result in my committing suicide.
     
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    Be sure to NOT use a fire arm, must remain politically correct at all times.
     

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