I'm opening a solar plant

[naturegirl]

I need me some of that big government money to develop solar technology...............the way I see it I can get enough $ to buy a plant, buy a few peices of equipment, hire 6 or 7 guys and live off the dole for about 4 years, then I can ask for more and live off the government another 4-5 years. Then I can file bankruptcy, not have any responsibility to pay the taxpayers back. I can then open another one of those GREEN energy companies in my daughter's name. We can start all over and live good for another 8-10 years.

Sounds like a good business plan to me.

Any private investors want to join me??

 

[Cowman]

Stupid thread.

 

[Cuyo]

Stupid thread.

Consider the source.

 

[Colin]

Stupid thread.

Find an udder one then.

 

[Cowman]

Stupid thread.

Find an udder one then.

Don't need to. I can post how stupid this one is. And you're a big boy, you can make puns!

 

[KissMy]

I know how we can have nature grow solar panels to power bio-battery. It is far more energy dense than any current battery & recharges fast. Anyone know how I can get my hands on some of this green energy money?

 

[OohPooPahDoo]

I need me some of that big government money to develop solar technology...............the way I see it I can get enough $ to buy a plant, buy a few peices of equipment, hire 6 or 7 guys and live off the dole for about 4 years, then I can ask for more and live off the government another 4-5 years. Then I can file bankruptcy, not have any responsibility to pay the taxpayers back. I can then open another one of those GREEN energy companies in my daughter's name. We can start all over and live good for another 8-10 years.

Sounds like a good business plan to me.

Then go for it.

Any private investors want to join me??

No.

Though when you're ready to file for bankruptcy you should give Mitt a call.

 

[tinydancer]

I need me some of that big government money to develop solar technology...............the way I see it I can get enough $ to buy a plant, buy a few peices of equipment, hire 6 or 7 guys and live off the dole for about 4 years, then I can ask for more and live off the government another 4-5 years. Then I can file bankruptcy, not have any responsibility to pay the taxpayers back. I can then open another one of those GREEN energy companies in my daughter's name. We can start all over and live good for another 8-10 years.

Sounds like a good business plan to me.

Any private investors want to join me??

Well done.

 

[LoneLaugher]

low bar

 

[editec]

I know how we can have nature grow solar panels to power bio-battery. It is far more energy dense than any current battery & recharges fast. Anyone know how I can get my hands on some of this green energy money?

Kiss, I have always wondered how long it will be before we learn to GROW solar panels.

After all mother nature figured out how to capture sunlight and make it run bioelectronic devises (AKA LIFE) over a billion years ago.


But as to how you can get money from government to advance your invention?

Well first you have to be an insider or know one will agree to help you.

Yeah, I know it's not supposed to work like that, I agree

In a meritocracy good ideas are welcomed and encouraged, but we do not live in a meritocracy we live in a corrupted semifascistic society maquarading itself as a democratic republic.

 

[waltky]

Doubt if Obama will fall for a plea for another solar plant loan...

... But ya might ask the GAO.

 

[tinydancer]

Stupid thread.

Why is this a stupid thread?

 

[LoneLaugher]

Stupid thread.

Why is this a stupid thread?

Oooh! I'll bet you really trip him up with that one. A common debate tactic for nutters is to insist that others explain the obvious.

 

[Rocko]

Most of these companies are in buisness to recieve government funding, and O bama continues to push for more "investing" in these companies that are scaming the tax payer.

 

[LoneLaugher]

Now that there is some fact-based commentary. You used the word "most" and then supported the claim fully. Well done.

 

[Rocko]

Now that there is some fact-based commentary. You used the word "most" and then supported the claim fully. Well done.

companies I' ve invested in like First Solar, Sun Power, Jaso....these are some of the top market cap solar companies out there.....These stocks all had business plans that revovled around government money.



The evidence is all over. How many urban areas in America are supported by solar? none. The techknowledy can't effect mass populations, and costs too much on a rural scale. Even communities that use it have to rely on back up systems which are normal systems of energy.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Sorry naturegirl...but if you have no connections to anyone in the Obama administration - you are out of luck.

 

[naturegirl]

Now that I have had some time to think about this...............not sure I want to give any of the government $ back to Barry for his reelection campaign.

I open the Company, get a couple of billion from Barry, turn around a donate a bunch back to his campaign and tell my employees they have to do the same. It will help his super-pac, I'm pretty sure that's how it works.

I might have to reconsider, maybe I just need to rewrite the business plan. I can promise to give it back to him then back out. I other words I could lie to get what I want. Yes, that's even better.

BTW, Tinydancer is gonna be the VP of The Audacity of Green Solar.

 

[naturegirl]

Sorry naturegirl...but if you have no connections to anyone in the Obama administration - you are out of luck.

Durn, does the fact that I lived in Chicago for 18 years count?? I KNOW people that KNOW people.

 

[LoneLaugher]

Now that there is some fact-based commentary. You used the word "most" and then supported the claim fully. Well done.

companies I' ve invested in like First Solar, Sun Power, Jaso....these are some of the top market cap solar companies out there.....These stocks all had business plans that revovled around government money.



The evidence is all over. How many urban areas in America are supported by solar? none. The techknowledy can't effect mass populations, and costs too much on a rural scale. Even communities that use it have to rely on back up systems which are normal systems of energy.

My, my, my. Where is the stuff about Obama having a hand in scamming ( two m's ) the populace?

Also...if these companies cannot succeed........and the technology can't effect the masses.....why in the fuck would you invest in them? I smell a fibber.

Great try on that word technology, by the way. You almost had it.