I'm new to this site, thought I'd break the ice with a riddle......

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    Q : Why is it so difficult to teach and old COW new tricks? A : Because everything goes in one ear and out the UDDER.
     
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    Hope you have a day job.
     
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    A riddle works better if you allow us to try and answer it before you give it away....or else its not a riddle...its a joke...
     
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    If you are testing the waters... be prepared.
     
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    Like this...does anyone know....

    What tastes better than it smells?
     
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    We've had people testing the water here before.


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    Kimchi? In the red light district....... :eusa_whistle:
     
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    bluzman61 Don't take my posts seriously. after all, you did put this in Humor.


    have fun.
     
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    No lol a tongue
     
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