I'm Moving to Mexico****************

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  1. Philobeado
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    > Dear Mr. President:
    >
    > I'm planning to move my family and extended family
    > into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you
    > to assist me.
    >
    > We're planning to simply walk across the border
    > from the U.S. into Mexico , and we'll need your
    > help to make a few arrangements.
    >
    > We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas,
    > passports, immigration quotas and laws.
    >
    > I'm sure they handle those things the same way you
    > do here.
    >
    > So, would you mind telling your buddy, President
    > Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
    >
    > Please let him know that I will be expecting the
    > following:
    >
    > 1. Free medical care for my entire family.
    >
    > 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all
    > services I might need, whether I use them or
    > not.
    >
    > 3. Please print all Mexican government forms in
    > English.
    >
    > 4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by
    > English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
    >
    > 5. Tell their schools they need to include
    > classes on American culture and history.
    >
    > 6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one
    > of the flag poles at their school.
    >
    > 7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both
    > breakfast and lunch.
    >
    > 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so
    > I can get easy access to
    > government services.
    >
    > 9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I
    > don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I
    > probably won't make any special effort to learn local
    > traffic laws.
    >
    > 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does
    > not get the memo from their president to leave me
    > alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at
    > least one English-speaking officer.
    >
    > 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put
    > US. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic
    > celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints
    > or negative comments from the locals.
    >
    > 12. I would also like to have a nice job without
    > paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax
    > laws enforced on any business I may start.
    >
    > 13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican
    > people to be extremely nice and never say a critical
    > things about me or my family, or about the strain we might
    > place on their economy.
    >
    > 14. I want to receive free food
    > stamps.
    >
    > 15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent
    > subsidies.
    >
    > 16. I'll need Income tax credits so
    > although I don't pay Mexican Taxes, I'll receive
    > money from the government.
    >
    > 17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican
    > Gov't pays $ 4,500 to help me buy a new car.
    >
    > 18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me
    > free into the Mexican Social Security program so that
    > I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
    >
    > I know this is an easy request because you
    > already do all these things for all his people who come
    > to the U.S. from Mexico . I am sure that President
    > Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask
    > him nicely.
    >
    > Thank you so much for your kind help. You the
    > man!!!
    >
    > Joe American
     
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    Love it! Absolutely love it! Kudos to you Philobeado aka Joe American! So true, so very true!
     
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    Just walk right on over there, but don't be surprised if you find yourself in jail. You see, Mexicans don't like people illegally entering their country and they actually enforce their laws.
     

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