Hi. I'm Mitt Romney. And I want your vote. If you're against abortion, I agree with you. If you're for abortion, I agree with you. If you're for ObamaCare, I invented it. It you're against ObamaCare, I'm against it. As you're presidential candidate, I want to assure you that no matter what your position on any issue, I agree with you! Vote for me! I agree with you! Oh and btw, it you want to marry a few 15 year olds, we're good!