I'm Mitt Romney

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  1. IndependntLogic
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    Hi. I'm Mitt Romney.
    And I want your vote.
    If you're against abortion, I agree with you.
    If you're for abortion, I agree with you.
    If you're for ObamaCare, I invented it.
    It you're against ObamaCare, I'm against it.
    As you're presidential candidate, I want to assure you that no matter what your position on any issue, I agree with you!
    Vote for me!
    I agree with you!

    Oh and btw, it you want to marry a few 15 year olds, we're good!
     
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    Indy, I knew you were Mitt all this time!!
     
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    Countdown till the OCD anti-Mormon crusader comments on this thread...
     
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    Not you, the other crazy idiot.
     
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    So called "Conservatives" will call Ron Paul "crazy" and then vote for Mittens because he has nice hair and "looks Presidential".
     
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    What makes this thread great?

    That none of the conservatives on this board will even attempt to defend Romney - because they pretty much hate him -

    and yet he will be in all likelihood the nominee they will be stuck with.

    The bitter pill for them is that Romney, and McCain before him, are ongoing proof that the right wing, the Tea Party crowd, and all those nuts don't have a fraction of the power in the GOP that they think they do.
     
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    Pile of dogshit > Obama.......
     
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    Yes, that's undoubtedly true. :cuckoo:

    How about you stop spending your effort on trying to be as absurdly extremists as you can possibly be, and start focusing on something a little more productive, mkay?
     

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