Im looking for a woman

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    Im looking for the perfect woman.
    Her name is Conswallow Bonita.



    To Riske'?
     
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    It's 'too', not to... and no, it's not too riske... but it's moron, pathetic and not actually funny.
     
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    yo, palmer, looks like you hooked a stinker.

    btw, it is risqué.

    do you like oversized gadsden flags?
     
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    Your fail has been duly noted.

    What would you do with a brain if you had a brain?
     
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    Just don't look at Ann Coulter. Too "bony" if you get my drift. Some guys don't appreciate a "stick shift".
     
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    rderp masturbates to pictures of Coulter.

    Fact.
     
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    Relax CaliforniaGirl
    I wasnt looking for a "tricky angry insulting bitch", and I wasnt seeking a fight being in the "Humor Zone"

    May I suggest you return to the "I've got cramps and my freind again Zone" ?

    By the way...do you know Conswallow? Can you hook us up? Is she an English teacher...Maybe she can help me with my spelling to, too, or two?

    Chill Lady!
     
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    Im looking for another perfect woman.
    She's from California and she is mute...but she knows how to spell.

    Love you California Girl.
     
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    When gkjpalmer has nothing of any interest to say -- and wishes to say it as unintelligently as possible -- he posts.
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAyDmJvjxbg]JOHNNY LEE ~ LOOKING FOR LOVE [LYRICS] - YouTube[/ame]
     

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