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Im looking for the perfect woman.
Her name is Conswallow Bonita.
To Riske'?
Im looking for the perfect woman.
Her name is Conswallow Bonita.
To Riske'?
Im looking for the perfect woman.
Her name is Conswallow Bonita.
To Riske'?
Just don't look at Ann Coulter. Too "bony" if you get my drift. Some guys don't appreciate a "stick shift".
Oh Great Liability! We thank you for bringing us your mighty and abundant brilliance and for the pleasure of your superior pontification in such important matters relating to the realm of funny, or not so funny, dirty little jokes. Where it be that we could all but partake of a small bit of your glourious satirical infallibility then we would surley know to laugh less as you so inspire us to do. A simple morsel spared from from your most masterful Cebral Cortex, even for but a moment, would surley enlighten us to understand that by comparrison to you, we not even attempt humor, as it will most certainly only produce ill fated folly.....OH GREAT LIABILITY
By The way....you don't have a sister Conswallow...Do You?????????
You mis-understand oh wise and great LIABILITY
I was seeking a cock gobbler.
You seem interested.
By any chance....could your name be Conswallow? please...no need to be shy.
LIABILITY...I love when you talk dirty to me!
You may just be my new perfect woman!
Please dont stop now and leave me with only the memory of your sweet words to savor through eternity!
I must have your dirty little mouth NOW!