I'm going to Claim "Extremely Light Skinned Negro" on the Census

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    I'm going to Claim "Extremely Light Skinned Negro" on the Census

    In Honor of Harry "Light Skinned Negro" Reid (D-NV) I'm going to claim "Extremely Light Skinned Negro" on the Census.

    There is an "other" section for Race:

    The Questions on the Form - 2010 Census

    Now hear me out...

    It is a generally accepted claim that Blacks are the Salt of the Earth... Who were here First. If we ALL came from the Original Man, and the Original Man was a Black Man, then I am technically an "Extremely Light Skinned Negro".

    It can be no other way, Correct?...

    I'm gettin' Mine!... Try to stop me!

    Copyright ©2010 - americanfreepress.org/tha malcontent

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    Well....we are all related.

    Funny thing is I've spent more time in Africa then 90% of Black Americans.
     
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    We have Consultant who Reminds me of:

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    Who was Born in Africa... Sounds as British as the Queen, and is Technically an African American...

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    Then give me some PosRep, you Tease...

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    ^I Actually had a Dream about this... Of course, had I Started my Rant out with that... Well.

    Anyway, it's True... It came to me in a Dream.

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    Mal, Mal, Mal, this was a riot.

    The good news is that I realized that since my Mom was born in Rio, I am officially a Hispanic; where's all my free stuff, stimulus money, anything?
     
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    I was born in America....does that make me a "Native-American"???:cool:
     
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    Thanks!...

    Me Best Man in me Wedding is Hispanic... Do I get anything?...

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    One would have to Assume.

    I Drink More than Average... That's another Piece of Evidence.

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