I'm Feeding My Pits A Dozen Fat Juicy Pork Chops This Morning!!

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    The rest of you cheap ass dog owners are obviously animal abusers. :evil:

    At least that's what my pups say.... :lol:

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    You should never feed dogs Pork.. Just sayin
     
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    No wally better come close to my dogs with pork. I'll feed him to them.

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    Really? You have to be kidding. Pray tell why not. I feed my pits chops about three or four times a month. They are the healthiest happiest dogs on the planet. Guess what else they eat even more often... Chicken wings! 3-4 times a week ..about 2 pnds each. I fully cook the chops and wings and mix cooked rice with the gravy. They also get spagetti with a heavy meat(hamburger) tomato base red sauce with a blend of cheeses and chicken breast meat with noodles with a delicious alfredo heavy on the sour creme with parmesan cheese.

    They get hot meals twice a day. With the hot meals they also have a dish large(2qt) with half Purina Benefil kibbles and half compressed bones normally used as treats. ALSO they always have the big 2 or 3 ft rawhides and the large dried cow bones available to chew on. Youve never seen two better looking pups. Thier coats are shiny and they are very active. They don't have any parasites inside or out. They both smell great and have sweet breath.

    That chicken bone thing is pure crap. Tonight I cook two whole chickens in teriaki sauce, chop em up in bite size pieces on a bed of rice. They also like thier food spicey..thier favorite is Louisiana hot sauce.

    Not only THAT but for desert before bedtime they get a extra large heated poppyseed muffin covered with chunks of vanilla ice creme and a thin drizzle of chocolate sauce on top.

    Both these dogs have eaten like that every day...one for two years...the other for three years.

    They run up and down three stories around a hundred times a day and back and forth over 150 ft decks to burn off the calories.

    Spoiled? YOU Damn Skippy! These dogs work with me and will do anything I ask/tell them to.

    If you ask me there are a lot of wives tales out there that don't add up to shit.

    But as you were saying... what's wrong with pork?
     
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    As long as it's cooked, nothing!

    BTW, if you feed your dogs that well, how well do you feed yourself?
     
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    I've heard chicken gives them diarrhea. I don't know, I wouldn't cook like that for the dogs, it doesn't seem like a great diet. Read up on it or they might get some human diseases.
     
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    I cook the chops and wings in olive oil then double cook in water to make the gravy.

    Not nearly as well. :lol: I had a serious blood sugar problem that was discovered about two years ago. I nibble at the dog food once in a while cuz it's so damn tasty ...but for me it's a healthy mix of protein and carb like a Romaine hearts salad with chicken breast meat for dinner with a light Italian dressing and a little parmesan. I have that salad almost every night.

    Sometimes a tuna sandwich for lunch or snack.

    Poached eggs on buttered toast with bacon in the AM usually. All my grains are whole...no processed or enriched flours or sugars. I use the Truvia sweetener.

    I do drink a LOT of coffee. Maybe ten cups a day.
     
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    My dogs don't have diarrhea. But they DO shit a lot. 3 or 4 times a day but the poop is pretty solid.

    They drink around 3 gallons of water a day between the two of them. The female is around 70 lbs and the male varies between 110 and 120 lbs.
     
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    Stop watching them when they shit. Dogs don't like it. Well, the ones you don't feed pork to don't like it.

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    What kind of a FEIND do you take me for???? I respect thier feelings...but I do have to clean it up every day.
     

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