I'm an Islamophobe.

Discussion in 'Political Satire' started by RWNJ, Nov 21, 2017.

  1. theHawk
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    It’s not a phobia if they are actually trying to kill you.
     
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    Catch any fish with the trolling?
     
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    Ya know, I usually don't bother responding to idiotic one-liners but I will respond to yours in hopes that maybe you'll learn something, and that I'll hear a loud "POP" as you pull your head out of your ass.

    I'm also "scared shitless" of my wife getting stuck on the side of the road somewhere. That's why she has a spare tire and a jack in the car.

    I'm also "scared shitless" of losing everything I own, so that's why we have home, property, auto, and life insurance.

    I'm also "scared shitless" of getting sick someday and not being able to afford it. That's why I have health insurance.

    I'm also "scared shitless" of missing a telephone call. That's why I have three phones in my house.

    I'm also "scared shitless" of growing old some day and pooping in my pants. That's why I have two bathrooms.

    I'm also "scared shitless" of the power going out. That's why I have flashlights, a portable generator, kerosene lamps and heaters, and a portable radio.

    I'm also "scared shitless" of being broke. That's why I put some money away.

    I'm also "scared shitless" that my shoes might wear out. That's why I have more than one pairs of them.

    And so on. Yawn.
     
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    You're being absurd. The only time I carry a gun is when I leave the house.
     
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