I'm not a European American. I'm not an African American. I'm not a Jewish American. And I'm not a Native American. I'm a little bit of all of these, including an Irishman. But...that was only four hundred years ago. Something to do with leaving Scotland for Ireland, a few steps ahead of the Sheriff. A trumped-up treason charge, I believe. So I'm not sure the family is considered to be true Irishmen yet. I mean, four hundred years isn't a really long time by the standards of English History. I'm an AMERICAN, Jack. I think some of you have forgotten what that means.