If you would like to become my friend...

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  1. xotoxi
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    ...please post in this thread and I will add you to my friend list!

    (To all those who currently are on my friend list: Rest assured that this will in no way decrease your weekly stipend.)
     
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    Burp Always carry, never tell

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    I was hoping you would double it.
     
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    I smell desperation. :)
     
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    In the South, a 'Friend' is considered a gay man by the homosexual community. Would you like to come out of the closet now?
     
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    Well, if you insist. ;)
     
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    Oh I accidentally posted in this thread!

    What's that mean?
     
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    I would double it for you, but since you are getting four times the normal stipend, you'd be reduced by 50%.
     
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    Does desperation smell like a fart?

    Yes...that's what you're smelling.
     
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    You are Free to say whatever you want. :)
     
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    I don't live in the South.



    Speaking of closets...


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    xsited1 coming out of the closet with his appendage erect.
     
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