If you were...

[Luissa]

stuck in a mine or anything similar, what would be the first thing you would do?
We all know you would hug family etc, but after all that.

 

[RadiomanATL]

You mean after you got back to the surface?

 

[Samson]

Log on to Internet Porn.

 

[ekrem]

Probably take a bath and smoke a cigarette. It's nothing magnificient, but I would do it this way.

 

[Luissa]

Probably take a bath and smoke a cigarette. It's nothing magnificient, but I would do it this way.

I am with you, I would have a cigarette, probably a beer, and either steak or pizza.

 

[xotoxi]

I'd go sit in a closet for a while.

 

[Luissa]

I hate small spaces. I would have gone nuts down there.
If I was those miners, I would go sit in an open field for a few days. LOL

 

[Ragnar]

Head to The City Chop House for a steak au poivre medium rare (brushed with cracked black pepper, flamed in cognac and served in a burgundy wine demi-glaze), twice baked potato, mixed veggies and a glass of nice red wine (full bodied, woody, clean finish). Then a brandy and a good cigar on an outdoor patio bar.

On edit:

The under the table BJ was implied right?

 

[AquaAthena]

stuck in a mine or anything similar, what would be the first thing you would do?
We all know you would hug family etc, but after all that.

Bath, then alone time. A good cry and a bottle of wine....

 

[xotoxi]

I hate small spaces. I would have gone nuts down there.
If I was those miners, I would go sit in an open field for a few days. LOL

I would invite all of those guys over to my house to play pool in my basement.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Hug my wife and girlfriend and then run like hell.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I'd smoke a Marlboro or two, take a nice long hot bath, and then log on to USMB to see what's been going on.

 

[JakeStarkey]

Go to the town where I was raised, sit on the beach that night by myself, watch the surf break and race up the sand, sigh deeply and breathe in the salt air, and just doze until dawn. Then begin the first day of the rest of my life. I know I would be a different person in vital ways.

 

[Luissa]

I would probably have sex. You never know when it will be your last time.

 

[Phoenix]

I would probably have sex. You never know when it will be your last time.

Sex is an expression of life, therefore it's healthy and whatnot to go get freaky ASAP.

Thinking that a shower would be in order first, though.

 

[Phoenix]

stuck in a mine or anything similar, what would be the first thing you would do?
We all know you would hug family etc, but after all that.

Does Radioman's basement count as "anything similar"?

 

[Big Black Dog]

I would probably have sex. You never know when it will be your last time.

Sex is an expression of life, therefore it's healthy and whatnot to go get freaky ASAP.

Thinking that a shower would be in order first, though.

What's that address? I'll bring over a bottle of wine and we can celebrate life for awhile BUT I have to be home before 10:30 pm. I have a curfew.

Forgot to mention that I have been in the dark for several months...

 

[Phoenix]

You have the address, you just forgot to pick me up for the trip to Mexico, BBD. Was waiting with sombrero in hand, suntan lotion applied, ready to rock. I waited for 3 weeks!

Having been in the dark is good. A little while longer in the dark will make things so much less scary.

 

[RadiomanATL]

lotion?


it rubs it in?

 

[Phoenix]

lotion?


it rubs it in?

It does.

And yes, it doesn't hurt the poodle.