If you fall into a gorilla enclosure, what do you do?

[OldLady]

The world is a dangerous place and personal stupidity makes it even more dangerous.

You should never go anywhere without a knife, and if you can get a permit to carry a handgun then you should always have your permit and your loaded/chambered handgun and extra ammo on your person in a holster of some kind.

This will help you if you fall into danger from Negroes, Mexicans, white trash psycho's, gorillas, dogs, or mountain lions.

I have my Swiss Army Knife, but by the time I dug it from the bottom of my bag of tricks and figured out which was the big blade, I'd have been dead a few times. Great for the screwdrivers, though.

 

[yiostheoy]

Well, you can say to the gorilla, "what's up Horombe?". Is it Horombe day today? There was a mother whose child decided to jump into the gorilla cage, and the police or something was called and they shot the gorilla. My recommendation is different. What you should do once inside the cage with the gorilla, you should turn around and face the crowd of people and tell them that this is what happens when they suppress abortion rights.

That gorilla was dragging the kid around like a captured monkey that he was getting ready to eat.

That's why there was no choice other than to shoot the poor captive gorilla.

We value human life over animal life.

I am not sure the choice is valid, but this is what we do.

So who gets the Darwin Award? The kid, the gorilla, or the kid's mother? I think the award should have gone to the kid, not the gorilla. That way, the mother can get hers too.

It is a natural instinct to kill an animal to save another human.

So there was no other way this would have ended but for the gorilla being shot and killed to save the child.

The poor gorilla never had a choice.

 

[yiostheoy]

The world is a dangerous place and personal stupidity makes it even more dangerous.

You should never go anywhere without a knife, and if you can get a permit to carry a handgun then you should always have your permit and your loaded/chambered handgun and extra ammo on your person in a holster of some kind.

This will help you if you fall into danger from Negroes, Mexicans, white trash psycho's, gorillas, dogs, or mountain lions.

I have my Swiss Army Knife, but by the time I dug it from the bottom of my bag of tricks and figured out which was the big blade, I'd have been dead a few times. Great for the screwdrivers, though.

Women/ladies (married/single) need to avoid dresses and skirts and wear pants with pockets in them. In one of your pockets you need a quick opening jack knife clipped to the pocket.

And they make purses with a big shoulder strap on them and zippered special compartment for a gun.

Preparedness is more important than fashion and showing off your legs.

Stealth Pocket Knife

 

[there4eyeM]

The world is a dangerous place and personal stupidity makes it even more dangerous.

You should never go anywhere without a knife, and if you can get a permit to carry a handgun then you should always have your permit and your loaded/chambered handgun and extra ammo on your person in a holster of some kind.

This will help you if you fall into danger from Negroes, Mexicans, white trash psycho's, gorillas, dogs, or mountain lions.

I have my Swiss Army Knife, but by the time I dug it from the bottom of my bag of tricks and figured out which was the big blade, I'd have been dead a few times. Great for the screwdrivers, though.

Screwdrivers might work, but getting it drunk might only make things worse.

 

[Mr Natural]

The world is a dangerous place and personal stupidity makes it even more dangerous.

You should never go anywhere without a knife, and if you can get a permit to carry a handgun then you should always have your permit and your loaded/chambered handgun and extra ammo on your person in a holster of some kind.

This will help you if you fall into danger from Negroes, Mexicans, white trash psycho's, gorillas, dogs, or mountain lions.

What other precautions do you take before you step out into the dangerous world?

Crash helmet? Full body armor? Lightning arrestors?

There are so many perils out there that it's hard to be prepared for all of them.

Better to just stay home and lock the doors and windows.

 

[there4eyeM]

Are 'lightening arrestors' very rapid response law enforcement agents?

 

[yiostheoy]

With a smaller knife you need to stab for the eyes.

If you want to be able to kill with a knife then it needs at least a 6 inch blade so that it can go completely through the chest and take out several lobes of the lungs at one time.

Amazon.com : COLD STL TI-LITE ZYTEL 6" STS/BLK : Hunting Knives : Sports & Outdoors

 

[yiostheoy]

The world is a dangerous place and personal stupidity makes it even more dangerous.

You should never go anywhere without a knife, and if you can get a permit to carry a handgun then you should always have your permit and your loaded/chambered handgun and extra ammo on your person in a holster of some kind.

This will help you if you fall into danger from Negroes, Mexicans, white trash psycho's, gorillas, dogs, or mountain lions.

What other precautions do you take before you step out into the dangerous world?

Crash helmet? Full body armor? Lightning arrestors?

There are so many perils out there that it's hard to be prepared for all of them.

Better to just stay home and lock the doors and windows.

Ultra bright micro flashlight.

It will blind an assailant and often times stop them dead in their tracks and defuse the situation.

This gives me a single nonlethal option if appropriate.

 

[TNHarley]

First thing I would do was wish I didn't fall in. Second, probably blame the kids for making me take them to the zoo, then just beat the shit out of him if he came at me crazy. Im just that amazing.

 

[norwegen]

I'd soil my drawers.

 

[OldLady]

The world is a dangerous place and personal stupidity makes it even more dangerous.

You should never go anywhere without a knife, and if you can get a permit to carry a handgun then you should always have your permit and your loaded/chambered handgun and extra ammo on your person in a holster of some kind.

This will help you if you fall into danger from Negroes, Mexicans, white trash psycho's, gorillas, dogs, or mountain lions.

I have my Swiss Army Knife, but by the time I dug it from the bottom of my bag of tricks and figured out which was the big blade, I'd have been dead a few times. Great for the screwdrivers, though.

Women/ladies (married/single) need to avoid dresses and skirts and wear pants with pockets in them. In one of your pockets you need a quick opening jack knife clipped to the pocket.

And they make purses with a big shoulder strap on them and zippered special compartment for a gun.

Preparedness is more important than fashion and showing off your legs.

Stealth Pocket Knife

I got in a pretty close pinch once, but during it and at no time since have I ever wished I was armed. Your car keys twined through your fingers and shoving your finger up to the first knuckle into someone's eye works as well, without having a weapon on you that could end up stabbing you in the ass or blowing your foot off. I'm clumsy. I'm better off hollering for help and hoping for the best.

 

[anotherlife]

Well, you can say to the gorilla, "what's up Horombe?". Is it Horombe day today? There was a mother whose child decided to jump into the gorilla cage, and the police or something was called and they shot the gorilla. My recommendation is different. What you should do once inside the cage with the gorilla, you should turn around and face the crowd of people and tell them that this is what happens when they suppress abortion rights.

That gorilla was dragging the kid around like a captured monkey that he was getting ready to eat.

That's why there was no choice other than to shoot the poor captive gorilla.

We value human life over animal life.

I am not sure the choice is valid, but this is what we do.

So who gets the Darwin Award? The kid, the gorilla, or the kid's mother? I think the award should have gone to the kid, not the gorilla. That way, the mother can get hers too.

It is a natural instinct to kill an animal to save another human.

So there was no other way this would have ended but for the gorilla being shot and killed to save the child.

The poor gorilla never had a choice.

Even considering that the child was one of those usual Latino welfare babies, and was born only for a lookout when his father closes the sales in the back?

 

[yiostheoy]

The world is a dangerous place and personal stupidity makes it even more dangerous.

You should never go anywhere without a knife, and if you can get a permit to carry a handgun then you should always have your permit and your loaded/chambered handgun and extra ammo on your person in a holster of some kind.

This will help you if you fall into danger from Negroes, Mexicans, white trash psycho's, gorillas, dogs, or mountain lions.

I have my Swiss Army Knife, but by the time I dug it from the bottom of my bag of tricks and figured out which was the big blade, I'd have been dead a few times. Great for the screwdrivers, though.

Women/ladies (married/single) need to avoid dresses and skirts and wear pants with pockets in them. In one of your pockets you need a quick opening jack knife clipped to the pocket.

And they make purses with a big shoulder strap on them and zippered special compartment for a gun.

Preparedness is more important than fashion and showing off your legs.

Stealth Pocket Knife

I got in a pretty close pinch once, but during it and at no time since have I ever wished I was armed. Your car keys twined through your fingers and shoving your finger up to the first knuckle into someone's eye works as well, without having a weapon on you that could end up stabbing you in the ass or blowing your foot off. I'm clumsy. I'm better off hollering for help and hoping for the best.

Not everyone is cut out to carry a gun, I agree.

But then you should follow the Arab rules and make sure you are always escorted by a male friend, preferably one who is very good with a gun.

 

[yiostheoy]

Ultra bright micro flashlight.

It will blind an assailant and often times stop them dead in their tracks and defuse the situation.

This gives me a single nonlethal option if appropriate.

shockedcanadian , you can buy these ultra bright micro flashlights either at gun stores or G/I surplus stores or even at bike shops.

The bike versions don't have a pocket clip on them while the police versions do.

The pocket clip can hold it in place in your pocket. But this clip is not that critical.

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[Pogo]

The world is a dangerous place and personal stupidity makes it even more dangerous.

You should never go anywhere without a knife, and if you can get a permit to carry a handgun then you should always have your permit and your loaded/chambered handgun and extra ammo on your person in a holster of some kind.

This will help you if you fall into danger from Negroes, Mexicans, white trash psycho's, gorillas, dogs, or mountain lions.

I have my Swiss Army Knife, but by the time I dug it from the bottom of my bag of tricks and figured out which was the big blade, I'd have been dead a few times. Great for the screwdrivers, though.

Women/ladies (married/single) need to avoid dresses and skirts and wear pants with pockets in them. In one of your pockets you need a quick opening jack knife clipped to the pocket.

And they make purses with a big shoulder strap on them and zippered special compartment for a gun.

Preparedness is more important than fashion and showing off your legs.

Oh no it ain't.

Want me to bring Kat in here?

 

[Pogo]

Probably just sit down and relax. Not posing a threat, and not being something it would be interested in eating, it most likely would not do anything more than manifest some curiosity.

^^ Another best answer. And far more realistic than the comic book fantasies of clown poster who drones on and on about gorilla warfare.

(Somebody had to say it)


Then again you could hail the nearest fruit vendor with a palindrome: "Yo! Banana boy!"
--- and then just break bread together.
So to speak.

 

[Alex.]

Let's assume you've done something stupid and fallen into a gorilla enclosure, what's you play outside of praying? Do you play dead, curl into a ball?

Also; just for kicks and giggles, if you became cornered and it's a clear fight or flight situation with no chance of fleeing, how long do you last, and/or can you pull off a quick 1-2 and escape?

I'm particular interested in the first situation. My gut tells me a full grown gorilla is going to look at you as a threat and a foreign object. If there's a baby gorilla in the vicinity, clearly your odds of survival go down dramatically. However, I haven't been able to find a good source of how to react. We all know that you play dead in the presence of a grizzly (or at least I think you do), but a gorilla is a different beast.

Don't ask how the subject came up, lol/

I would go ape shit

 

[Unkotare]

Let's assume you've done something stupid and fallen into a gorilla enclosure, what's you play outside of praying? Do you play dead, curl into a ball?

Also; just for kicks and giggles, if you became cornered and it's a clear fight or flight situation with no chance of fleeing, how long do you last, and/or can you pull off a quick 1-2 and escape?

I'm particular interested in the first situation. My gut tells me a full grown gorilla is going to look at you as a threat and a foreign object. If there's a baby gorilla in the vicinity, clearly your odds of survival go down dramatically. However, I haven't been able to find a good source of how to react. We all know that you play dead in the presence of a grizzly (or at least I think you do), but a gorilla is a different beast.

Don't ask how the subject came up, lol/

Go bananas?

 

[blastoff]

The world is a dangerous place and personal stupidity makes it even more dangerous.

You should never go anywhere without a knife, and if you can get a permit to carry a handgun then you should always have your permit and your loaded/chambered handgun and extra ammo on your person in a holster of some kind.

This will help you if you fall into danger from Negroes, Mexicans, white trash psycho's, gorillas, dogs, or mountain lions.

You forgot to add people like you to your list.