Barb
Carpe Scrotum
Oh! I was worried for a second there, but then I realized. CG hasn't crawled up YOUR ass and died, so therefore and etc.
Trust. You'd have a different opinion of her, were you in my shoes.
I'm sure my day will come. I'm finding it hard to quake, mind you, but it will come.
No quaking involved. Just disgust. Humor, sometimes.
Honey, the whole point is to point and laugh. If we get all butt hurt over the response, it negates the point, savvy?