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-=d=- said:...by the best doctors in the field, what would you have done?
me?
Nose, Lipo of butt, abs, and thighs. Then a penis-reduction...to level the playing field.
I would have Michael Morre made to look like Mickey Mouse...that way he wouldn't have to change his initials. I would also have Hillary Clinton look like Monica Lewinsky; that way both the Clintons would be kept occupied and out of politics.-=d=- said:...by the best doctors in the field, what would you have done?
me?
Nose, Lipo of butt, abs, and thighs. Then a penis-reduction...to level the playing field.
I've seen this. It's cool.Zhukov said:I'd get my upper canines bonded into fangs.
-=d=- said:...by the best doctors in the field, what would you have done?
me?
Nose, Lipo of butt, abs, and thighs. Then a penis-reduction...to level the playing field.
. And, if they could find a way to make me taller, I'd like that, too.
I wouldn't...I'm fine the way I am...I'm me.If you could have free cosmetic surgery
gop_jeff said:
Breast reduction must surely be sacrilege.Shattered said:What's wrong with that?
Zhukov said:Breast reduction must surely be sacrilege.
JOKER96BRAVO said:I would probably get some boobs...
I'd never have to leave the house.
uh huh... I have to work.Shattered said:Umm...you shouldn't have to leave the house *now*...
Shattered said:Hell.. You ain't gotta carry them around all day.
Zhukov said:Well, that's only cause you never asked, so don't be getting mad at me.
Shattered said::rotflmao:
"Excuse me, Sir.. Would you mind carrying.."
Nah. Nevermind. It just sounds wrong.
Mr. P said:You're right..it sounds wrong..
How about "Excuse me, Sir.. Would you mind holding these?"
Shattered said:Can't I just opt for the free surgery?
