If you could get ONE person from history to join USMB...

[Hagbard Celine]

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself." -Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

The founding fathers. That way we could end all this constitutional intent debate.

My thinking exactly, only I would narrow it down to James Madison or Thomas Jefferson.

If we had to have someone living, it would be George Carlin. I don't care what his politics are, he's funny.

 

[KarlMarx]

Jesus of Nazareth.... it would give Him a chance speak for Himself for a change