Sharknato 5!
It premieres tonight in just 4 hours.
If you like sharks, you must watch.
If you hate sharks, you must watch.
If you like Trump, you must watch.
If you hate Trump, you must watch.
If you seek answers to all the questions in the universe, you must watch.
If your name is April, you must watch.
If you are a lumberjack, you must watch.
In fact, if you are still breathing, you must watch.
It premieres tonight in just 4 hours.
If you like sharks, you must watch.
If you hate sharks, you must watch.
If you like Trump, you must watch.
If you hate Trump, you must watch.
If you seek answers to all the questions in the universe, you must watch.
If your name is April, you must watch.
If you are a lumberjack, you must watch.
In fact, if you are still breathing, you must watch.