If this founding father were alive today..?

[Agit8r]

What restroom would Peyton Randolph be allowed to use in North Carolina?

 

[beagle9]

What restroom would Peyton Randolph be allowed to use in North Carolina?

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. All depends on the plumbing right ? Either he or she squats or stands when go. If stands because of a pipe, then to the men's room he goes, but if has the other from birth, then to the ladies room she goes. Hmmm, maybe we need TSA to pull double duty, and start screening all bathrooms to make sure. Yes we could install walk through screeners and/or have strip searches for suspected perpetrators who wish to infiltrate now. Wow, who would have ever thought that airport security would be coming to a restroom near you ?

 

[S.J.]

If he were alive today he wouldn't be using ANY bathroom because he would be 295 years old and would most likely be confined to a bed with a catheter.

 

[Harry Dresden]

so whats his deal?....i looked at his bio it did not say anything about his sexuality being "different".....

 

[beagle9]

The OP must have figured that the pic was that of Aunt B before a sex change in her later life maybe. I wonder if Andy or Barney ever knew that Aunt B was a man in her former life ? Who'd a thunk it ? LOL. I can hear Barney Phife now " Andy, you got nip it, nip it I say, just nip it in the bud that's right, just nip it.

 

[Agit8r]

What restroom would Peyton Randolph be allowed to use in North Carolina?

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. All depends on the plumbing right ? Either he or she squats or stands when go. If stands because of a pipe, then to the men's room he goes, but if has the other from birth, then to the ladies room she goes. Hmmm, maybe we need TSA to pull double duty, and start screening all bathrooms to make sure. Yes we could install walk through screeners and/or have strip searches for suspected perpetrators who wish to infiltrate now. Wow, who would have ever thought that airport security would be coming to a restroom near you ?

Toilet Safety Administration? Like in South Park?