If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?

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    If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?

    1. 0
    2. 1
    3. 2
    4. 3
    5. 4
    6. 5

    How dumb are you?
     
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    You have three apples...
     
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    actually, I don't have any. I ate the last one a few hours ago.
     
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    Are we assuming that I didn't have any apples to start with?
     
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    Are you trying to get a pie again DevNell?
     
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    Assuming you what?

    Why does it always have to be about you? Why can't be about me...just me, huh?

    Hey, I have no more fukin' apples okay? It doesn't matter how many the stupid fuckin' test talks about. I want my pie!
     
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    If you're an apple bank and you have five apples, you can lend out 200 apples.
     
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    then sell the loan and tell them that someone owes them 300 apples. :lol:

    Exactly whose apples were these before we started taking them anyway ?
     
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    Then the government will come along and bail you out with a 250 billion apple loan... :lol:
     
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    and borrow those apples from China using watermelons as interest.
     
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