If Obama Was A Football Coach He'd Be Gone

[Jackson]

If the Republicans were a football team, they would be penalized for Unsportsmanlike conduct and delay of game.

I could just see Obama in the lockerroom giving his speech after the game:

"Hey, I tried."

 

[Katzndogz]

If obama was a football coach, he'd be saying that the other team wouldn't let him score. The fans don't cheer him enough and the referees ae all racists.

t

 

[plant]

He would be coach of the year after dealing with shit the last dirt bag left , you fucking people act as if the American people have amnesia or something & then you trott out Romney it's laughable .

No.

He took over a 4-12 team and during the last 3 seasons went 3-13, 2-14, then 2-14.

He spent a lot of money on flashy, no talent players like Solyndra and busted through the Salary Cap. He invested all that time with the foreign players Libya and Egypt and what happened? They just went out and signed with other teams (Muslim Brotherhood).

If he get's fired (impeached) now that might send a message to the rest of the team that poor performance won't be tolerated and we might be able to salvage something this year. The way it is now with the Unemployment Numbers rising, it looks like 1-15 is possible next year.

Yay Team!

Holy faux news batman . Was that a faux fake news alert lol

 

[Freewill]

If the Republicans were a football team, they would be penalized for Unsportsmanlike conduct and delay of game.

I could just see Obama in the lockerroom giving his inspiring speech before the game:

"Hey, I tried."

"Hey, You're arrogant, that is your problem."

"Hey, you acted stupidly."

"My wife was never more proud."

 

[Mad Scientist]

If the Republicans were a football team, they would be penalized for Unsportsmanlike conduct and delay of game.

But judging from how the game has progressed so far, it's 55-24 Repubs at the start of the 4th quarter.

I recall seeing a Miami Hurricanes football game some years ago where they got penalized 200+ yards during the game but they totally dominated their opponent, and in the end, that's all that matters really.

Getting penalized for rules infractions does not in any way equate with cheating, as I think you're trying to infer.

 

[Paulie]

He would be coach of the year after dealing with shit the last dirt bag left , you fucking people act as if the American people have amnesia or something & then you trott out Romney it's laughable .

No.

He took over a 4-12 team and during the last 3 seasons went 3-13, 2-14, then 2-14.

He spent a lot of money on flashy, no talent players like Solyndra and busted through the Salary Cap. He invested all that time with the foreign players Libya and Egypt and what happened? They just went out and signed with other teams (Muslim Brotherhood).

If he get's fired (impeached) now that might send a message to the rest of the team that poor performance won't be tolerated and we might be able to salvage something this year. The way it is now with the Unemployment Numbers rising, it looks like 1-15 is possible next year.

Yay Team!

This post has so much win in it.

Busted through the salary cap

 

[The T]

If the Republicans were a football team, they would be penalized for Unsportsmanlike conduct and delay of game.

Really? When Democrats had both Houses and the POTUS? Really? And now when you have obstructionists as Digy Harry Reid bottling evrything up in an effort to cheat and make it look like the other guys are at fault?

 

[bodecea]

He would be coach of the year after dealing with shit the last dirt bag left , you fucking people act as if the American people have amnesia or something & then you trott out Romney it's laughable .

Problem with that is Ronald Reagan was left with a bigger mess by Jimmy Carter and he worked it out and he even had to work with a Democrat congress.

Face it.......the excuses just don't fly. They don't fly in sports and they shouldn't fly in politics.

And how did Reagan do it? By raising taxes? By cut n' running in Lebanon after over 200 Marines were killed? By giving amnesty to millions of illegals? By making arms deals with Afghaniis and Contras?

 

[Jackson]

If obama was a football coach, he'd be saying that the other team wouldn't let him score. The fans don't cheer him enough and the referees ae all racists.

t

And it was the last coaches fault.

 

[candycorn]

He would be coach of the year after dealing with shit the last dirt bag left , you fucking people act as if the American people have amnesia or something & then you trott out Romney it's laughable .

Problem with that is Ronald Reagan was left with a bigger mess by Jimmy Carter and he worked it out and he even had to work with a Democrat congress.

Face it.......the excuses just don't fly. They don't fly in sports and they shouldn't fly in politics.

And how did Reagan do it? By raising taxes? By cut n' running in Lebanon after over 200 Marines were killed? By giving amnesty to millions of illegals? By making arms deals with Afghaniis and Contras?

Seems Reagan wasn't the financial genius some remember. Still a great President. Presidents are more than business managers afterall. Which explains (in part), why Governor Romney's campaign is in such trouble right now.

 

[ConservaDerrps]

Well, lucky for us he's not a football coach. And the other side has trotted out Robt McGivesAwayJobsAndHidesMoneyOffshore.

GO TEAM AMERCIA!

 

[ConservaDerrps]

If Obama were a ballerina he'd have to do a pirouette.

If Obama were a mechanic he'd be changing oil filters.

If Obama were a toll booth operator he'd be getting a lot of coins.

 

[BDBoop]

If the Republicans were a football team, they would be penalized for Unsportsmanlike conduct and delay of game.

Yeah, but it'd be fun to watch the on-field tantrums.

 

[candycorn]

If the Republicans were a football team, they would be penalized for Unsportsmanlike conduct and delay of game.

Yeah, but it'd be fun to watch the on-field tantrums.

It would be fun to see them do important things like questioning why the penalty flags are "yellow"--no "real" American uses a yellow flag. It would be fun to see them install a second team of Referees because the original group was seen as being "influenced" by the President.

Clipping was a 15 yard penalty. Now it's a 15 yard tax.

 

[OohPooPahDoo]

Obama offers nothing but excuses for all of the failures he's had.

Are you kidding? Some of the most winningest coaches in recent history pile on the excuses in the face of defeat. At least in college. You don't watch football at all, do you?

More people are going on disability than are finding employment

That's not true. There are more new disability claims than there are net jobs increases, but there are less net disability claims than net job increases. The article you will link to supposedly prove me wrong will actually agree with me. You read the headline and probably some of the article but because you're an idiot you were easily misled.

 

[OohPooPahDoo]

If the Republicans were a football team, they would be penalized for Unsportsmanlike conduct and delay of game.

Actually they'd be disqualified the instant the refs made a call they didn't agree with. They'd insist their interpretation of the rules is the only one possible, that the refs are idiots, and they'd attempt to continue to play ignoring the refs.

 

[candycorn]

Obama offers nothing but excuses for all of the failures he's had.

Are you kidding? Some of the most winningest coaches in recent history pile on the excuses in the face of defeat. At least in college. You don't watch football at all, do you?

More people are going on disability than are finding employment

That's not true. There are more new disability claims than there are net jobs increases, but there are less net disability claims than net job increases. The article you will link to supposedly prove me wrong will actually agree with me. You read the headline and probably some of the article but because you're an idiot you were easily misled.

Speaking of which; this is a preview of Governor Romney's concession speech to be given about 8:00 MT on 11/6.

Ironic he was talking about the team from Chicago:

Dennis Green Flips - YouTube

 

[Mad Scientist]

If the Republicans were a football team, they would be penalized for Unsportsmanlike conduct and delay of game.

Actually they'd be disqualified the instant the refs made a call they didn't agree with. They'd insist their interpretation of the rules is the only one possible, that the refs are idiots, and they'd attempt to continue to play ignoring the refs.

You just described Obama in regards to Immigration Law.

 

[TruthSeeker56]

Obama offers nothing but excuses for all of the failures he's had. I figure it like this, if he were a football coach getting the results he's gotten it would get anyone fired.

More people are going on disability than are finding employment
The debt is $6 trillion dollars higher than it was when he took office
Because of his divisive campaign tactics this country is more polarized than it's ever been
He blames his predecessor for everything that goes wrong

Obama made a lot of promises. According to him we should have been in the Super Bowl by now but this guy hasn't even gotten us into the playoffs. Currently we're in the cellar when it comes to recovery.

Why would anyone want to keep a coach that keeps losing?

If Obama were a football coach, he would have been terminated for numerous recruiting violations, mostly involving payoffs to recruits and their families. He would have been blackballed (no pun intended) from ever coaching again because of his incompetence as a leader and strategist, his lack of knowledge, and his lack of innovation.

 

[ConservaDerrps]

If Obama were a hammer, he'd hammer in the morning.