If Liberals ran baseball.

[MarathonMike]

Every game would take 6 hours to complete because of all the bitching and moaning and demands for replay on every call. Designated hitters would be replaced by special needs batters. Pitchers would be required to remove their glove and throw with their glove hand to insure batting equality for our special players. Umpires would not be allowed to throw anyone out of a game because of the possible damage to player self esteem. Foul areas would be renamed 'safety spaces' and expanded 50 yards. If a fielder drops a fly ball, they are allowed 5 minutes of quiet time within a safety space until they feel confident enough to continue playing. And of course there would be an investigation launched on every game loss with all video and audio subpoened. 'PLAY BALL!'. Oh wait, I mean play but only if you feel strong enough.

 

[toobfreak]

Every game would take 6 hours to complete because of all the bitching and moaning and demands for replay on every call. Designated hitters would be replaced by special needs batters. Pitchers would be required to remove their glove and throw with their glove hand to insure batting equality for our special players. Umpires would not be allowed to throw anyone out of a game because of the possible damage to player self esteem. Foul areas would be renamed 'safety spaces' and expanded 50 yards. If a fielder drops a fly ball, they are allowed 5 minutes of quiet time within a safety space until they feel confident enough to continue playing. And of course there would be an investigation launched on every game loss with all video and audio subpoened. 'PLAY BALL!'. Oh wait, I mean play but only if you feel strong enough.

If Leftards ran baseball, there would be 27 bases and every swing would count for something and you couldn't strike anyone out unless they were a conservative for fear of violating their rights and hurting their feelings. The game would still have 9 innings, but you'd never get to the end of any game to declare a winner because of all the conflicting rules and regulations and endless arguments, so every game would have to be voted on as to who won by an MSNBC poll with the winning team getting a guest appearance on Stephen Colbert where they'd all get a Popsicle and a standing ovation for being good sports.

 

[Damaged Eagle]

They probably wouldn't know which balls to play with...

*****CHUCKLE*****





...Unless they were in the bathroom and that's even doubtful if they'd know what to do with them.

 

[Hossfly]

Liberals couldn't organize a circle jerk.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Every game would take 6 hours to complete because of all the bitching and moaning and demands for replay on every call. Designated hitters would be replaced by special needs batters. Pitchers would be required to remove their glove and throw with their glove hand to insure batting equality for our special players. Umpires would not be allowed to throw anyone out of a game because of the possible damage to player self esteem. Foul areas would be renamed 'safety spaces' and expanded 50 yards. If a fielder drops a fly ball, they are allowed 5 minutes of quiet time within a safety space until they feel confident enough to continue playing. And of course there would be an investigation launched on every game loss with all video and audio subpoened. 'PLAY BALL!'. Oh wait, I mean play but only if you feel strong enough.

What about the Cuban dude that leads off of 1st base to second?

They know nothing about that. Even if he steals it, straight up! True story!
Hey! That's baseball.

 

[Disir]

Every game would take 6 hours to complete because of all the bitching and moaning and demands for replay on every call. Designated hitters would be replaced by special needs batters. Pitchers would be required to remove their glove and throw with their glove hand to insure batting equality for our special players. Umpires would not be allowed to throw anyone out of a game because of the possible damage to player self esteem. Foul areas would be renamed 'safety spaces' and expanded 50 yards. If a fielder drops a fly ball, they are allowed 5 minutes of quiet time within a safety space until they feel confident enough to continue playing. And of course there would be an investigation launched on every game loss with all video and audio subpoened. 'PLAY BALL!'. Oh wait, I mean play but only if you feel strong enough.

Not this liberal. You got a lot of nonsense going on there. We would be wrapping that game up in 25 minutes. The announcers would sound closer to those at the horse races.

 

[blastoff]

Every game would take 6 hours to complete because of all the bitching and moaning and demands for replay on every call. Designated hitters would be replaced by special needs batters. Pitchers would be required to remove their glove and throw with their glove hand to insure batting equality for our special players. Umpires would not be allowed to throw anyone out of a game because of the possible damage to player self esteem. Foul areas would be renamed 'safety spaces' and expanded 50 yards. If a fielder drops a fly ball, they are allowed 5 minutes of quiet time within a safety space until they feel confident enough to continue playing. And of course there would be an investigation launched on every game loss with all video and audio subpoened. 'PLAY BALL!'. Oh wait, I mean play but only if you feel strong enough.

And absolutely no more stealing!