If Jesus came back in Arizona

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    Would we deport him?
     
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    When he comes back he is coming back for the whole earth not just Arizona.

    When has Arizona started deporting Jews ? :lol:
     
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    Jesus spoke Arabic and carries no papers.
    Will we deport him if he comes back to Arizona?
     
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    But Jesus will speak to everyone in their own tongue,remember pentecost ?

    I don't think the king of the universe will need papers,just a guess.
     
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    I heard he was bound for New Orleans.
     
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    A Middle Eastern man found down near the border with no papers? ThatÂ’s what Gitmo is for.
     
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    Sheriff Joe would be all over him. I am not kidding either.
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vFegnJ1Wzs&feature=fvsr]Jesus just left Chicago - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    amrchaos Pentheus torn apart

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    If this is true, We might WATERBOARD him.

    Remember kids, waterboarding is a humane form of interrogation that was outlawed by the terrorists appeasing liberals to undermine American security!:alirulz:
     
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    After he left Chicago.
     

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