If heaven is real what language do they speak?

[Wyatt earp]

What do they eat? Can you drink beer and smoke cigarettes in heaven ?

 

[The Great Goose]

Catholic.

 

[TheOldSchool]

'Murican

 

[hjmick]

They have universal translators, like in Star Trek...

 

[TheOldSchool]

They have universal translators, like in Star Trek...

Everyone's got a Babel fish

 

[Fenton Lum]

Heaven is fiction, just like the 72 virgins is.

 

[Zander]

They don't speak at all in Heaven. They can read your thoughts.

Why, Yes!!, Yes, I will have another Bourbon. Thank you!!

 

[The Great Goose]

They don't speak at all in Heaven. They can read your thoughts.

Why, Yes!!, Yes, I will have another Bourbon. Thank you!!

Heaven is a Caribbean beach where you have a sun chair, and drink all you want without getting drunk. And everyone has a killer body.

 

[Campbell]

Heaven is fiction, just like the 72 virgins is.

All religion is a crock of horse shit! Only children and dumbasses believe it:

"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own--a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human fraility. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotism."
~Dr. Albert Einstein~ (excerpt from his obituary)

"And the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter. But we may hope that the dawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away with all this artificial scaffolding"
~Thomas Jefferson~ (excerpt from a letter to John Adams)

 

[The Great Goose]

I just believe. screw the details.

 

[Mr Natural]

They don't speak at all in Heaven. They can read your thoughts.

Why, Yes!!, Yes, I will have another Bourbon. Thank you!!

Heaven is a Caribbean beach where you have a sun chair, and drink all you want without getting drunk. And everyone has a killer body.

Drinking without getting drunk?

What's the point of that?

 

[The Great Goose]

They don't speak at all in Heaven. They can read your thoughts.

Why, Yes!!, Yes, I will have another Bourbon. Thank you!!

Heaven is a Caribbean beach where you have a sun chair, and drink all you want without getting drunk. And everyone has a killer body.

Drinking without getting drunk?

What's the point of that?

eternally tipsy.

 

[Holos]

The term heaven is not necessarily related to the term real.

The term heaven is more so related to the term faith than to the term reality, more so related to that which is made or pursued, instead of to that which is remade or pursued once more.