if god were to come today

how many people alive would he be taking back with him

 

Which interpretation of which god?

 

Well he wouldn't want the bad people, and there are only a handful good ones around, so I imagine he would tell those to go forth and procreate. God would leave them here to get the job done. So I guess my answer is zero.

 

I heard that last time, God left left some angels.....So it could be a negative number!!

 

From a Christian perspective, He would definitely leave behind all of those who don't love everyone unconditionally.

Do you have hatred towards a neighbor? Don't pack your bags yet.
Do you have trouble loving liberals or conservatives? You're sticking around too.
Do you find yourself thinking that other cultures or religions are worse than you? Then hand your ticket to somebody else - you won't be needing it.

If God were to come today, reality is that the only ones on the bus will be those who have learned to love each other as Jesus loves us. The rest aren't prepared to unite as one with Christ.

 

Well, at times, I detest myself

So I guess I can't go..

 

I guess that makes two of us!

 

...we would all be showered with holy semen.

 

What makes you think He would be taking anyone back rather than hanging out here?

 

Only the Hindus, of course, as Shiva's a jealous God.