"If a kid has not had straight & gay sex by the time they are 16 we have a problem?

[Stainmaster]

Your mommy discovered you masturbating and it resulted in a family conference??

No, well there is a bit more. After a Boy Scout meeting a friend showed me a picture of a naked woman form Playboy magazine under a street light. It was the first I had ever seen. At home in bed I was thrashing around in the sheets. I had an erection, and did not know what it was. There was no need to masturbate, it just happened with that picture in my mind. It was not fun, it was confusing. What would you expect in a family where your father is a Deacon and an Elder in the Presbyterian church. The family conference was humiliating, and today I am agnostic.

So you have your fuckin' balls in a bunch because your parents didn't walk you through, step by step, that your weiner was going to unexpectedly explode. You're a sheltered little shit to think that such an experience is so worthy of being traumatized for life.

Now this is really funny, me a sheltered person? Wait until you read about the scandals I am associated with in other threads. I even had someone come up to me on the street which is why my avatar is changing from the real me. People who have never posted with me, are making opening shots about my sexuality! It proves the value of this thread, people get stupid when the subject of sex comes up. The old one's just miss it, and are jealous, now that is traumatized for life. "Skid marks" indeed! Isn't that why you dried up old women wear diapers?

 

[Sherry]

No, well there is a bit more. After a Boy Scout meeting a friend showed me a picture of a naked woman form Playboy magazine under a street light. It was the first I had ever seen. At home in bed I was thrashing around in the sheets. I had an erection, and did not know what it was. There was no need to masturbate, it just happened with that picture in my mind. It was not fun, it was confusing. What would you expect in a family where your father is a Deacon and an Elder in the Presbyterian church. The family conference was humiliating, and today I am agnostic.

So you have your fuckin' balls in a bunch because your parents didn't walk you through, step by step, that your weiner was going to unexpectedly explode. You're a sheltered little shit to think that such an experience is so worthy of being traumatized for life.

Now this is really funny, me a sheltered person? Wait until you read about the scandals I am associated with in other threads. I even had someone come up to me on the street which is why my avatar is changing from the real me. People who have never posted with me, are making opening shots about my sexuality! It proves the value of this thread, people get stupid when the subject of sex comes up. The old one's just miss it, and are jealous, now that is traumatized for life. "Skid marks" indeed! Isn't that why you dried up old women wear diapers?

You're nothing but a pathetic little blow hard of the highest order. You're so fucking full of shit that you took your avatar down because someone approached you on the street. You're just making this shit up as you go along, and it's incredibly lame.

 

[Stainmaster]

So you have your fuckin' balls in a bunch because your parents didn't walk you through, step by step, that your weiner was going to unexpectedly explode. You're a sheltered little shit to think that such an experience is so worthy of being traumatized for life.

Now this is really funny, me a sheltered person? Wait until you read about the scandals I am associated with in other threads. I even had someone come up to me on the street which is why my avatar is changing from the real me. People who have never posted with me, are making opening shots about my sexuality! It proves the value of this thread, people get stupid when the subject of sex comes up. The old one's just miss it, and are jealous, now that is traumatized for life. "Skid marks" indeed! Isn't that why you dried up old women wear diapers?

You're nothing but a pathetic little blow hard of the highest order. You're so fucking full of shit that you took your avatar down because someone approached you on the street. You're just making this shit up as you go along, and it's incredibly lame.

Thank you for your incredible incite, and intellectual perspective, you are helping me grow as a person. There is nothing more satisfying than a discussion about modern sexuality with a couuple dried up old prunes!

Sexual Intercourse American Style: Episode 1 -- TheDailyTube

 

[Sherry]

Now this is really funny, me a sheltered person? Wait until you read about the scandals I am associated with in other threads. I even had someone come up to me on the street which is why my avatar is changing from the real me. People who have never posted with me, are making opening shots about my sexuality! It proves the value of this thread, people get stupid when the subject of sex comes up. The old one's just miss it, and are jealous, now that is traumatized for life. "Skid marks" indeed! Isn't that why you dried up old women wear diapers?

You're nothing but a pathetic little blow hard of the highest order. You're so fucking full of shit that you took your avatar down because someone approached you on the street. You're just making this shit up as you go along, and it's incredibly lame.

Thank you for your incredible incite, and intellectual perspective, you are helping me grow as a person. There is nothing more satisfying than a discussion about modern sexuality with a couuple dried up old prunes!

Little man, you and your pencil dick couldn't keep up with my 41-year old ass if your fucking life depended on it. I thought you were headed to the beach to pound sand.

 

[SFC Ollie]

You're nothing but a pathetic little blow hard of the highest order. You're so fucking full of shit that you took your avatar down because someone approached you on the street. You're just making this shit up as you go along, and it's incredibly lame.

Thank you for your incredible incite, and intellectual perspective, you are helping me grow as a person. There is nothing more satisfying than a discussion about modern sexuality with a couuple dried up old prunes!

Little man, you and your pencil dick couldn't keep up with my 41-year old ass if your fucking life depended on it. I thought you were headed to the beach to pound sand.

Now sherry, stainedmattress may be the only kid in here who can switch hands and pick u a stroke at the same time.

 

[Stainmaster]

You're nothing but a pathetic little blow hard of the highest order. You're so fucking full of shit that you took your avatar down because someone approached you on the street. You're just making this shit up as you go along, and it's incredibly lame.

Thank you for your incredible incite, and intellectual perspective, you are helping me grow as a person. There is nothing more satisfying than a discussion about modern sexuality with a couuple dried up old prunes!

Little man, you and your pencil dick couldn't keep up with my 41-year old ass if your fucking life depended on it. I thought you were headed to the beach to pound sand.

That was a direct homosexual proposition! No thank you. I prefer woman, but you are just too old for me to go the other way.

 

[Sherry]

Thank you for your incredible incite, and intellectual perspective, you are helping me grow as a person. There is nothing more satisfying than a discussion about modern sexuality with a couuple dried up old prunes!

Little man, you and your pencil dick couldn't keep up with my 41-year old ass if your fucking life depended on it. I thought you were headed to the beach to pound sand.

That was a direct homosexual proposition! No thank you. I prefer woman, but you are just too old for me to go the other way.

You're not even smart enough to keep up with the conversation. Another reason that a real woman would not waste her time with a fumbling youngster like you. Now slap on your speedo and find some other sheltered titty babies to work out your angst with.

 

[Avatar4321]

It's Rdean---he can't help it.

Pea Party Democrats... shezz

I'm sorry, I thought the Republican health care plan was "Die Quickly". If it isn't, I wonder why they didn't change their policies?

And which party starts killing their young before they are even born?

 

[Stainmaster]

Thank you for your incredible incite, and intellectual perspective, you are helping me grow as a person. There is nothing more satisfying than a discussion about modern sexuality with a couuple dried up old prunes!

Little man, you and your pencil dick couldn't keep up with my 41-year old ass if your fucking life depended on it. I thought you were headed to the beach to pound sand.

Now sherry, stainedmattress may be the only kid in here who can switch hands and pick u a stroke at the same time.

You see now here is the thing, THANK YOU Ollie and Sherry.

The viewership on this thread is going up, up, up. Every teen that reads this is becoming more aware of how older people have lost their sexuality. You are SELLING my proposal of getting more sex, at a younger age, in a safe manner.

Keep it coming, these young people wrote off parents and adults some time ago. Is it sad. Well, Yes and no. Parents and adults did it themselves with the lies and standing in the way of normal sexual behavior in puberty. And, no because when young adults close the door, they tend to close it on everything.

Here is a litmus test to give anyone over 30, ask them to name as many songs as they can in the current top ten. If they can not do it. Ignore them. http://community.mtvmusic.com/top100/?SortOrder=numberofviews:today&Category=22705

 

[Avatar4321]

Don't most kids already have sex by 16?

As far as training them?

Half the fun of early sex is learning how to do it well.

Hadn't occured to me since you mentioned it, but i think what really creeped me out about the original post is the thought that we need be training kids. Very creepy.

 

[Sherry]

Little man, you and your pencil dick couldn't keep up with my 41-year old ass if your fucking life depended on it. I thought you were headed to the beach to pound sand.

Now sherry, stainedmattress may be the only kid in here who can switch hands and pick u a stroke at the same time.

You see now here is the thing, THANK YOU Ollie and Sherry.

The viewership on this thread is going up, up, up. Every teen that reads this is becoming more aware of how older people have lost their sexuality. You are SELLING my proposal of getting more sex, at a younger age, in a safe manner.

Keep it coming, these young people wrote off parents and adults some time ago. Is it sad. Well, Yes and no. Parents and adults did it themselves with the lies and standing in the way of normal sexual behavior in puberty. And, no because when young adults close the door, they tend to close it on everything.

Here is a litmus test to give anyone over 30, ask them to name as many songs as they can in the current top ten. If they can not do it. Ignore them.

Seriously, a word of advice....stop acting like you're getting off on the idea of educating children on anything, much less how thrilled you are at the idea of them fucking. It has a major creep factor, Chester.

 

[Avatar4321]

Not at all. The professional therapists would be involved on the scene. The parents would know what was happening and would be supportive. The initial awkwardness of sex could be resolved, and get the kids on the road to healthy sexuality as adults.

For years in Europe fathers took their sons to brothels for this reason. It looks like something that has been lost, and not modernized for the twenty first century.

This sounds like a service that the government should provide.

Do you have any evidence that European fathers taking their sons to brothels to "get kids on the road to healty sexuality as adults" actually worked?

Without empiricle data, I'd say it created men with dual, and nothing like "healthy sexuality" as husbands would frequent brothels for sex, leaving their wives at home to fend for themselves.

Government does that all the time without taking anyone to a brothel. Government screws us all on it's own.

As for brothels themselves, i agree. There is nothing healthy about it. It's not healthy to be having relation outside of marriage. It's moral schizophrenia to pretend you are one with someone by joining in a physical sense and yet not on any other levels. It will destroy those who engage in it and their descendants for generations.

 

[Stainmaster]

Seriously, a word of advice....stop acting like you're getting off on the idea of educating children on anything, much less how thrilled you are at the idea of them fucking. It has a major creep factor, Chester.

Seriously, a word of advice.... I am not an educator, nor an expert on human sexuality. What I know comes from discussing the subject openly, and probably a part of the permissive attitude that comes from where I live. Young people under 30, and especially teens need straight answers to sexual questions. People like you and Ollie are standing in the way, which does not matter because your own posts have already written you off in the minds of most young people.

 

[Sherry]

Seriously, a word of advice.... I am not an educator, nor an expert on human sexuality. What I know comes from discussing the subject openly, and probably a part of the permissive attitude that comes from where I live. Young people under 30, and especially teens need straight answers to sexual questions. People like you and Ollie are standing in the way, which does not matter because your own posts have already written you off in the minds of most young people.

Stop talking out your ass. We aren't standing in the way of anything except some creepy fool who likes to talk about his sexual experiences as a young teenager, and thinks it's his obligation to take every 12-year old by the hand and show them how it's done.

 

[Avatar4321]

Now this is really funny, me a sheltered person? Wait until you read about the scandals I am associated with in other threads. I even had someone come up to me on the street which is why my avatar is changing from the real me. People who have never posted with me, are making opening shots about my sexuality! It proves the value of this thread, people get stupid when the subject of sex comes up. The old one's just miss it, and are jealous, now that is traumatized for life. "Skid marks" indeed! Isn't that why you dried up old women wear diapers?

You are sheltered. You think movies and porn are accurate depictions of reality. You can't fathom how anyone can differ in opinions with you. You don't know the thousands of years of history there has been and that you aren't doing anything radically new. It's the same old stuff it always has been.

Everyone knows sex is an enjoyable experience. Even those who aren't having it. And yet every great religion and culture has had proscriptions on it. Why? Was it because they were stupid? That's an arrogant assumption.

They kept it sacred or atleast advocated keeping it sacred because they saw the dangers that too many people just ignore.

There is a reason which physical relationships have always been analogized with fire. You should think about it for a while.

 

[SFC Ollie]

Seriously, a word of advice....stop acting like you're getting off on the idea of educating children on anything, much less how thrilled you are at the idea of them fucking. It has a major creep factor, Chester.

Seriously, a word of advice.... I am not an educator, nor an expert on human sexuality. What I know comes from discussing the subject openly, and probably a part of the permissive attitude that comes from where I live. Young people under 30, and especially teens need straight answers to sexual questions. People like you and Ollie are standing in the way, which does not matter because your own posts have already written you off in the minds of most young people.

If you are over 18, (and I have some doubts) you just make sure you stay away from my 13 year old Granddaughter. There's a name for people like you. Pedophile.

 

[Avatar4321]

Little man, you and your pencil dick couldn't keep up with my 41-year old ass if your fucking life depended on it. I thought you were headed to the beach to pound sand.

That was a direct homosexual proposition! No thank you. I prefer woman, but you are just too old for me to go the other way.

You're not even smart enough to keep up with the conversation. Another reason that a real woman would not waste her time with a fumbling youngster like you. Now slap on your speedo and find some other sheltered titty babies to work out your angst with.

Id prefer he didn't at least until he outgrew this fascination with teenage sex.

 

[Stainmaster]

Seriously, a word of advice....stop acting like you're getting off on the idea of educating children on anything, much less how thrilled you are at the idea of them fucking. It has a major creep factor, Chester.

Seriously, a word of advice.... I am not an educator, nor an expert on human sexuality. What I know comes from discussing the subject openly, and probably a part of the permissive attitude that comes from where I live. Young people under 30, and especially teens need straight answers to sexual questions. People like you and Ollie are standing in the way, which does not matter because your own posts have already written you off in the minds of most young people.

If you are over 18, (and I have some doubts) you just make sure you stay away from my 13 year old Granddaughter. There's a name for people like you. Pedophile.

This is precisely the kind of response that leaves people under 30 fed up with the manure you delusional oldies dish out. Like you wouldn't give everything you have to be 25 again? I am going to take words in this post, Ollie, as proof that open-mindedness on this issue will prevail. When was the last time you read a Playboy magazine? Do you even know what Playboy is?

 

[eagleseven]

To Stainmaster:

To Sherry:

I know how you USMB girls roll...

 

[Madeline]

My bedroom was directly above my parents when I was thirteen. I was thrashing around, got an erection, and had my first ejaculation. My mother came in to see if I was alright. As I was telling what happened, she sent for my father. Now, it was a family conference which ended with my father mumbling about my changing young body. It would have been a lot easier if he had just told me my sex life was beginning, and the equipment was working. The stories my friends heard would have been funny if they were not so sad.

Your mommy discovered you masturbating and it resulted in a family conference??

No, well there is a bit more. After a Boy Scout meeting a friend showed me a picture of a naked woman form Playboy magazine under a street light. It was the first I had ever seen. At home in bed I was thrashing around in the sheets. I had an erection, and did not know what it was. There was no need to masturbate, it just happened with that picture in my mind. It was not fun, it was confusing. What would you expect in a family where your father is a Deacon and an Elder in the Presbyterian church. The family conference was humiliating, and today I am agnostic.

It is downright tragic that any thirteen year old would not know even the most elemental changes about to happen to his body. This sounds almost like emotional abuse -- no, fuck that. It IS emotional abuse. Back in the day, it was fairly common not to tell a young chick about menstruation until she had blood running down her leg. Many freaked, thinking they were injured, and all were seriously humiliated. This kind of psychic wound never really heals.

Stainmaster, it's no wonder you support such openness in teaching sex to kidlets, and I applaud you for coming out of your youth not being Just Another Thoughtless Asshole. But Stainmaster -- you need only spend enough time with a street whore to drink a coffee to know, whoring teaches a man ZIPPITY DO DAH about sex or life or chicks. And whores in brothels and in escort services are just whores with better rates.

What sex ought to be is the very antithesis of whoring...it isn't about "learning the moves". The moves are all well enough laid out in the "Kama Sutra" or "The Joy of Sex". It's about learning the magic......the magic you can only make on THAT night, with THAT person.

I have to say, Stainmaster, it takes stones to put yourself out there and be vulnerable in defense of what you believe like you have here on this thread. Your opinons sure do need more factoids, but your backbone is working mighty fine.