IBTL --> But no Lock

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    I'll start...

    in before the lock
    it came as such a shock
    i'm glad it wasn't me
    so i'll sip my cup of tea

    It's just got to be something about being in before the lock. It doesn't even have to rhyme. Just something.
     
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    Wouldn't in before the lock be:


    IBTL
     
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    so i'll sip my cup of tea,
    ponder you and me,
    and wonder,
    what will be?
     
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    i didnt do that right did i? manie always fusses cause i am so bad at these things
     
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    Well, I could run to poetic license but since I'm not a poet I will simply bow to error as it is not my first and will not be my last. :razz:

    Note to del...

    Copy --> Delete --> Re-edit --> and Repost

    See how that works? :razz:

    but perhaps its time to run
    although I've had my fun
    for what more fun can be
    when speaking by decree

    and who are they who watch
    must they inspect my crotch
    and see if they can find
    a crime to be assigned


    Note to del...

    Delete --> Re-edit --> Merge with a new Post and Repost

    Looks right to me bones. Quite good imo.

    In before the lock
    smelling the hammer
    stirring the crock
    hear the crowd yammer
     
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    The lock, I'm in before
    These thread, We need more!
    I live for a Mods hissy fit,
    Makes me laugh cuz I don't give a shit.

    *Bows*
     
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    Someone, please enlighten me
    What could this strange lock ever be?
    Do they re-invent ya?
    And blame dementia?
    I wish the hell
    At least they'd spell
    Rewritten essays correctly

    :eusa_whistle:
     
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    They lock the door,
    So no one can score.
    Often some heady fool
    transgresses forum rule.
     
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    Oh, now I get it.
    They come to fix it
    I wouldn't bet it
    Made much difference 100 years from now, to any of us, fixer or fixed. :) *sigh*

    But heck, I'm not complaining.
    I do my share of the raining.
     
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    The lock, get in before it
    You really can't ignore it
    The big padlock of doom
    Creates despair and gloom
    For some, the ban hammer swings,
    Such weeping and wailing it brings.
     

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