I Would LOVE to have the Opportunity to Vote for This Guy

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    From the book Mr. Right Opinion - Unplugged and Unashamed by Michael A. Minton


    I'M VOTING FOR THIS GUY...
    * * *
    * * * WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.
    PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING
    SPEECH?
    * * *

    *** ***
    *** *** "My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the
    Iraq regime has been completed.
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * Since congress does not want to spend any more
    money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * This morning I gave the order for a complete
    removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete
    within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
    *** ***
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the
    names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq
    conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria ,
    Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * The other list contains every one not on the first
    list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary
    will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * Let me start by saying that effective immediately,
    foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and
    indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty
    much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER
    IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * The American people are no longer going to pour
    money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow
    fat on corruption.
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an
    epidemic? Call France.
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * In the future, together with Congress, I will work
    to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we
    still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations.
    Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your
    friends from the face of the earth.
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try
    France or maybe China .
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic
    relations with France , Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help,
    comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mez amies.
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to
    begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with
    more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will
    be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty
    pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets.
    Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and
    limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I
    love New York
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List
    2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks
    might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his
    entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will
    have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting
    around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating
    the NAFTA treaty - starting now.
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately,
    we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this
    country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist
    who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country
    and move there.
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * It is time for America to focus on its own welfare
    and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them
    by saying, "darn tootin."
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a
    decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of
    just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in
    America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations
    on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't
    forget.
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You
    might want to learn to speak Arabic.
    *** ***
    *** *** * * * God bless America . Thank you and good night. "
     
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    Go back to freerepublic and tell them their humor sucks balls.
     
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    I figured people such as yourself would have bristled balls with that post. Screw you very much.
     
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    Qantrill, posting a bunch of topics which are all plagiarized from other people is no way to begin your membership here. Not if you want to last more than a day.

    Do you have any original thoughts in your head?


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    Prove to me that this and the other two posts are plagiarized, dipshit. You go get me the copyright for this one, Dubya's resignation speech, and the Evolutionary History post, and I'll kiss your sorry ass. That's a really safe offer I just made, to kiss your sorry ass that is, because they came from e-mails and/or other political forums several years ago. Nothing in them claimed they were original asshole. But how appropo of you GD libs, the object of internet humor and you come up with some weak-ass shit like the above. Screw you, punk. ©

    Look there, asshole, I just copyrighted this post..
     
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    Actually not plagiarized, just copy and pasted. When you use someone else's work, you can only copy and paste a small portion, and then you must provide a link to the source.

    Wouldn't it be great to turn on the TV and hear any U.S. President, give the following speech?

    I'm sure there are probably 100 other links with the same crap posting as this was included in some stupid chain letter being sent around years ago. I highly doubt you are the author.

    As for your attitude, I doubt you will last here very long.
     
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    And one of those 100 links is in my documents on my desktop. That way I don't have to mess up my bookmarks with crap.

    I just copyrighted your post, in case someone wants to quote it. Don't you worry about my attitude.
     
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    By the way, for you people who took the time to swarm all over the threads with your snide comments...the posts were intended to cause an angry reaction. They did. They pissed off liberals several years ago and the messages are timeless.
     
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    i think nazi Germany had a similar attitude toward Poland. Way to go, right wingers!
     
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    You're an idiot. Go drink paint thinner and leave us alone.
     

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