I wish

[dmp]

I wish I were smarter. I wish I could better articulate the ideas I have floating around in my mind. I wish I could back up what I believe - but most of what I believe can't be proven. I just know that I know...ya know?


I wish nobody will quote 'I wish' by Skee-Lo.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I wish I had a dollar on me....
I'd go get a soda from the snack fund and a little debby snack.

 

[dmp]

I wish I didn't have 76.9% of these symptoms:

Symptoms of Clinical Depression
Persistent sad or "empty" mood almost every day for most of the day
Loss of interest or pleasure in ordinary activities
Significant weight loss or gain
Feeling "slowed down" almost every day
Fatigue, almost every day
Insomnia, early waking, oversleeping, or other sleep disturbances
Loss of appetite or overeating
Difficulty concentrating, remembering, making decisions
Feelings of guilt, worthlessness, helplessness
Irritability
Excessive crying
Chronic aches and pains for no apparent reason
Thoughts of death or suicide, suicide attempts

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I had two incredibly hot women
ask me to join them for a night of pure pleasure.
Cause then I'd have......



Well, I wouldn't have any money but that would be cool.

 

[dmp]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I had two incredibly hot women
ask me to join them for a night of pure pleasure.
Cause then I'd have......



Well, I wouldn't have any money but that would be cool.

Or even two semi-attractive women...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I wish USA would come back to the board...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Or even two semi-attractive women...

"You got a nice hiney, I wanna,......I wanna be.....Friends with it"
That's a great movie.

 

[no1tovote4]

I wish I stayed in shape because getting back there is tougher than it is to keep it.

 

[no1tovote4]

I wish I had a Guinness instead of this crappy American beer to drink.

:alco:

 

[manu1959]

i wish you all would just decide to be happy

 

[manu1959]

i wish alan colms didn't look like a lizzard

 

[dmp]

More accurately, He resembles a slee-stak.

 

[no1tovote4]

More accurately, He resembles a slee-stak.

Now that was a classic show! The slee-staks walked about 1/2 MPH and they ran about 10 MPH but somehow the slee-staks would always catch one.

 

[no1tovote4]

I wish my farts smelled like Drakkar Noir.

 

[UsaPride]

I wish we could all get together and meet!