I was suicidal

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    I called a Suicide Hotline.
    I had to press 1 for English.
    I was connected to a call center in Pakistan .
    I told them I was suicidal.

    They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
     
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    I remember a Simpsons' episode where Marge called the Suicide Hotline, was put on hold and heard this:

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    George Carlin would have been in his glory with all the Terrorist shit going on in the world.
    He was a political nut that made sense before he became cynical.

    A funnydude, not a scarydude.

    Blues
     

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