I was going to buy a couple bottles of Jack for Thanksgiving, but found...

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    If you buy a barrel I think they put your name on a wall at the distillery.
     
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    I quit drinking regularly over 20 years ago. And I don't miss it at all. Once in a very, very great while I'll drink a cold beer in the summer if I'm working in my yard. And my Mexican neighbor brings out his bottle of Cuervo once in a great while in the evening and we'll have a shot when we're out on the porches watching for thieves to make their rounds rummaging through people's cars. But I can count these instances on one hand over the last twenty years.
     
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    Drink this instead! :auiqs.jpg::auiqs.jpg::auiqs.jpg:

    oops sorry I couldn't restrain myself...:laugh:









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    For Thanksgiving?

    Not Hardly.

    Get this

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    They didn't list the bull riding mistake... Or the sudden urge to listen to Toby Keith...

    Heck, the worse I've ever been has been on Tequila.. It's a lot more sneaky than whiskey.. At least with bourbon whiskey -- it TASTES like a hang-over.. :113:

    If you listen to Jason Aldean -- whiskey is a fundamentally defective product.. Listen carefully, because you aint drinking it right...

     
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    El cheapo whiskey is a defective product. Rotgut will definitely give you a hangover. Jack is the nice stuff. I like to take shots with a water back. Or sip with ice.

    Early on in our marriage, I bought a 1.75 L bottle of Jack and put it in the cabinet. About three weeks later, I grab the bottle and there's less than a 1/4 left. My wife had drank most of it. I hope she had it with friends. I never asked her. Just bought another bottle and kept an eye on it. If the same thing happened, then I would've said something like how come we're not drinking it together lol?

    If you want to get drunk, then just do shots. Make sure you have something to eat first and don't mix drinks.
     
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    The ultimate survival ration.

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    My shelter is now fully stocked!
     

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