I was at a party recently, and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvre plate...

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This is unbelievable, and I don't often say things are unbelievable, I'm too cynical and jaded...

Jury: Aunt who sued over hug gets no money

BRIDGEPORT, CONN. — A jury has ruled against a New York woman who sued her nephew for hugging her too hard on his eighth birthday.

In a case that suddenly burst on the national news scene, Jennifer Connell claimed the boy acted unreasonably when he leaped into her arms and caused her to fall on the ground and break her wrist four years ago.

But a six-member Superior Court jury found that the boy, Sean Tarala of Westport, was not liable for his actions.

Connell showed no emotion as the verdict was announced but later pleaded with judicial marshals to escort her to her car through a throng of media waiting outside the Main Street courthouse...


I hope they told her to pound sand...


...On March 18, 2011, Connell, who has no children of her own, arrived at the Tarala home on Woods Grove Road to attend Sean’s birthday party.

The boy had gotten his first two-wheeler for his birthday, and was joyfully riding the bright-red bike around and around the home, according to testimony.

But when he spotted Connell, he dropped the new bicycle on the ground, exclaiming, “Auntie Jen, Auntie Jen.”

“All of a sudden he was there in the air, I had to catch him and we tumbled onto the ground,” Connell testified of her encounter with the 50-pound boy...

“I live in Manhattan in a third-floor walk-up so it has been very difficult,” she said. “And we all know how crowded it is in Manhattan.”

And then there is the damage the injury has done to Connell’s social life.

“I was at a party recently, and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvre plate,” she said.


Seriously? You said this in court? Seriously?


Her nephew should sue her for loss of affection, mental anxiety caused by the lawsuit, and anything some scummy ambulance chaser can think of...

Christ what a bitch...
 
The fact that she lives in a 3rd floor walk up is relevant to a broken wrist, how, exactly? Does she come home drunk a lot and have to crawl up stairs on all fours? maybe she does the guy on the 2nd floor doggie style on the landing?
 
This is unbelievable, and I don't often say things are unbelievable, I'm too cynical and jaded...

Jury: Aunt who sued over hug gets no money

BRIDGEPORT, CONN. — A jury has ruled against a New York woman who sued her nephew for hugging her too hard on his eighth birthday.

In a case that suddenly burst on the national news scene, Jennifer Connell claimed the boy acted unreasonably when he leaped into her arms and caused her to fall on the ground and break her wrist four years ago.

But a six-member Superior Court jury found that the boy, Sean Tarala of Westport, was not liable for his actions.

Connell showed no emotion as the verdict was announced but later pleaded with judicial marshals to escort her to her car through a throng of media waiting outside the Main Street courthouse...


I hope they told her to pound sand...


...On March 18, 2011, Connell, who has no children of her own, arrived at the Tarala home on Woods Grove Road to attend Sean’s birthday party.

The boy had gotten his first two-wheeler for his birthday, and was joyfully riding the bright-red bike around and around the home, according to testimony.

But when he spotted Connell, he dropped the new bicycle on the ground, exclaiming, “Auntie Jen, Auntie Jen.”

“All of a sudden he was there in the air, I had to catch him and we tumbled onto the ground,” Connell testified of her encounter with the 50-pound boy...

“I live in Manhattan in a third-floor walk-up so it has been very difficult,” she said. “And we all know how crowded it is in Manhattan.”

And then there is the damage the injury has done to Connell’s social life.

“I was at a party recently, and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvre plate,” she said.


Seriously? You said this in court? Seriously?


Her nephew should sue her for loss of affection, mental anxiety caused by the lawsuit, and anything some scummy ambulance chaser can think of...

Christ what a bitch...

Wow. Just no words.
 

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