I was abducted by aliens.

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    But I anally probed them!!!!!!
     
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    A lost weekend in college with two American chicks dun an alien abduction story make, JW.

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    Sounds like he was lost in the bush.......... :eusa_whistle:
     
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    Yes, they altered my memories with their bourbon and boob ray.

    *Great movie by the way.

    Hi beautiful.
     
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    Hello, gorgeous. So sorry to hear about the earthquake......I think we're sending help.
     
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    If there is bush involved in an anal probe then maybe I was not with aliens at all, they must have been Greeks!
     
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    We warned our friends in New Zealand if you keep doing that Maori haka shit you are going to cause some geological disturbances.

    It is never a going idea to jump up and down and flick your tongue wildly about on a fault line.

    *Just trying to get a front row seat in Hell.
     
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    OK, I will give you one tender moment.

    One, and one only.

    In the military, and the other military people here will understand, I have seen so much mass tragedy that the way I deal with it is gallows humor.

    I would rather laugh than cry, but it does not mean I do not care.
     
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    I have another joke about the Earthquake, but I will let it go until the death toll is counted.

    We all know, in the end, it counts us all.
     
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    Today's photos are shocking, JW. Those poor people...and the rescuers. The city is burning, flooding, crumbling all at once -- it's unimaginable.
     

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