I want world peace.

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  1. eagleseven
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    eagleseven Quod Erat Demonstrandum

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    Where's my Nobel Prize?
     
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    You also need to be an elitist marxist pinko commie bastard.
     
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    In the mail..IF you make monthly payments of $19.99! Send your money NOW!
     
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    eagleseven Quod Erat Demonstrandum

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    Where do I sign?
     
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    Dotted line. Don't bother reading the contract. We both know that's only a waste of time.
     
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    I want a cure for cancer.

    Where's my Nobel Prize for Medicine?
     
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    I thought you had to hope for whirled peas?

    I'm so confused. Is this good? Is it bad? Does it matter?






    All I know is it's a case of irony unlike I've seen in a long time. :lol:
     
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    eagleseven Quod Erat Demonstrandum

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    One whirled peas, comin up!

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    Sorry, Obama gets that one too for curing the sick with his "Messiah like powers" :rofl:
     
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    BasicGreatGuy Aut libertas aut mors

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    If you want world peace, get a universal remote that doesn't need batteries.
     

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