I Want to Try and Understand This...

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    Sent to me by my younger sister...


    Subject: Do I Understand This?


    Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good... Bush
    awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...

    Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good... Bush spends 87
    billion in Iraq - bad...

    Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good... Bush imposes regime
    change in Iraq - bad...

    Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists -
    good... Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...

    Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good... Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad...

    Clinton commits felonies while in office - good... Bush lands on
    aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...

    No mass graves found in Serbia - good... No WMD found Iraq - bad...

    Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good... Economy on upswing
    under Bush - bad...

    Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good... World Trade
    Centers fall under Bush - bad...

    Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good... Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...

    Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good... Bush imposes regime
    change in Iraq - bad...

    Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good... Bush destroys
    training camps in Afghanistan - bad...

    Milosevic not yet convicted - good... Saddam turned over for trial - bad...

    Ahh, it's so confusing!

    Thought you would find this interesting. Every year an independent tax
    watchdog group analyzes the average tax burden on Americans, and then
    calculates the "Tax Freedom Day". This is the day after which the money
    you earn goes to you, not the government.

    This year, tax freedom day was April 11th. That's the earliest it has
    been since 1991. It's latest day ever was May 2nd, which occurred in
    2000. Notice anything special about those dates?

    Recently, John Kerry gave a speech in which he claimed Americans are
    actually paying more taxes under Bush, despite the tax cuts. He gave no
    explanation and provided no data for this claim.

    Another interesting fact: Both George Bush and John Kerry are wealthy
    men. Bush owns only one home, his ranch in Texas. Kerry owns 4 mansions,
    all worth several million dollars. (His ski resort home in Idaho is an
    old barn brought over from Europe in pieces. Not your average A-frame).
    Bush paid $250,000 in taxes this year; Kerry paid $90,000. Does that
    sound right? The man who wants to raise your taxes obviously has figured
    out a way to avoid paying his own.
     
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    Once again... I see the liberal supporters jumping all over this... *NOT*

    The truth always scares the hell otta the liberals. If something here isn't filled with half truth's and outright lies, the liberals want nothing to do with it.

    Very telling...
     
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    I'm e-mailing this to my yellow dawg Democratic in-laws! Ilove to piss them off. :dev1:
     
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    my in-laws are demmies too! well, SOME of them are. The ones that are, are stuck up and filthy rich.

    I'm gonna print it out and mail it to mine. I don't know their email address. I wish I could so I could send them this all the time instead of wasting a stamp on them.
     
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    My in laws, or (out-laws) as I like to call them, are from your neck of the woods..My wife went to grade school in anoka (sp). Both her parents grew up in the Mn. outback.
     
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    PR, that is not a fair comparison. Kerry has been busy on the campaign trail and has not been at home all that much. So it is likely that Theresa has cut his allowance since he is not around to perform the function for which she purchased him. That would explain his reduced tax status.



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    I live in Anoka. Which grade school? Wilson? Franklin? I live 2 blocks from Wilson Elementary. Did she go to HS here?
     
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    How do you know he 'performs' at all? Maybe she's the dominant one. He is French blooded, so 'surrendering' or 'succumbing' would not be out of the question. She looks like she's a REAL pill at home. His daughters probably look at her as the wicked step-mother. Anyone have a pic of her they can photoshop to look like the witch from the Wiz of Oz?
     
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    Hmmmmmm - interesting. Should kerry get elected, the White House staff may have to install some new equipment in the bedroom.


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    No need to Photo Shop a pic of this hum dinger fuzzy. She looks like a witch without any help at all... maybe because she is.

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