I want my 72 VIRGINS!!!!!

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    After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way to the
    pearly gates. There, George Washington greeted him. "How dare you attack
    the nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the
    face.
    Patrick Henry came up from behind, "You wanted to end the American's
    liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punched Osama in the nose.
    James Madison came next and said, "This is why I allowed the government to
    provide for the common defense!" He took a sledgehammer and whacked Osama's
    knees.
    Osama was subject to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe and
    67 other people who had the same love for liberty and America. As he writhed
    on the ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him back toward the gate where he was
    to be judged.
    As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he screamed,
    "This is not what I was promised!" An angel replied, "I told you there would
    be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
     

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