I want an ice cream sammich

[Valerie]

Get me one.

Open wide, big guy.

HOLY SHIZZLESNATCH!!!

That guy's got a wicked big hand!!!

Well, you realize what they say about men with big hands.........?





That's right...BIG SAMMICHES!

 

[Paulie]

Or I could just put my tap water from home into Evian waterbottles and you wouldn't know the difference (because I actually fill my home water tank with Evian)

You only have a home water tank for your drinking needs?

Drinking, cooking, showering, laundry, watering the lawn, watering the flowers.

In fact, my perennials have only be exposed to Evian, for I have my undocumenteds cover them just prior to rain.

My orchids are exposed to rain, but living in my personal biosphere, my rain is not contaminated with organic wastes.

I vary the watering schdule and on odd days, water them with the tears of poor people.

 

[xotoxi]

Get me one.

The best kind

I'll BRB going to get one for real right now.

Wrong.

This is the best:

 

[Valerie]

Get me one.

The best kind

I'll BRB going to get one for real right now.

Wrong.

This is the best:

My, what big hands you have!

 

[Madeline]

Or I could just put my tap water from home into Evian waterbottles and you wouldn't know the difference (because I actually fill my home water tank with Evian)

You only have a home water tank for your drinking needs?

Drinking, cooking, showering, laundry, watering the lawn, watering the flowers.

In fact, my perennials have only be exposed to Evian, for I have my undocumenteds cover them just prior to rain.

You are beginning to sound a bit like Madonna and her magical Kaballah water.

 

[xotoxi]

The best kind

I'll BRB going to get one for real right now.

Wrong.

This is the best:

My, what big hands you have!

That's not the only thing that is big. You should see my biscuit!

 

[xotoxi]

You only have a home water tank for your drinking needs?

Drinking, cooking, showering, laundry, watering the lawn, watering the flowers.

In fact, my perennials have only be exposed to Evian, for I have my undocumenteds cover them just prior to rain.

You are beginning to sound a bit like Madonna and her magical Kaballah water.

Ah! But does Madonna have undocumenteds???

 

[Conspiracist]

You only have a home water tank for your drinking needs?

Drinking, cooking, showering, laundry, watering the lawn, watering the flowers.

In fact, my perennials have only be exposed to Evian, for I have my undocumenteds cover them just prior to rain.

My orchids are exposed to rain, but living in my personal biosphere, my rain is not contaminated with organic wastes.

I vary the watering schdule and on odd days, water them with the tears of poor people.

Fill your pool with those tears too?

 

[Big Black Dog]

You want that ice cream sammich on wheat, white, or rye bread? What kind of ice cream do you want on it? Mustard, mayo or horseradish? Oh yeah, want a pickle with it too? You should be more specific.

 

[Zoom-boing]

I prefer waffle cones.